jack bastard

A Knobhead Football Supporter From Swansea City Who Lives In Dillusioned World, Thinking Their Team Is Great.

Look At Those Jack Bastards Over There, What A Bunch Of Fucking Losers

by Teamian December 24, 2008

Bacardi 151

Bacardi 151. That is some strong ass shit. Its 75.5% alcohol, and a couple sips will send you straight to the hospital to get your stomach pumped. If you like the taste of piss and gasoline, or just want to get drunk really fast, this is the drink for you. Or if you dont get drunk easily, drink half the bottle, and you'll be stumbling around in minutes. Not for beginners or light weights.

Grace: Shit, how much of the Bacardi 151 did Jane drink?
Bethany: Not that much, only like 1/6 of the bottle.
Grace: Fuck. We gotta cut her off, she's about to pass out.

by neverdoingthisagain November 21, 2011

Bastard

A child, male or female, born with out their parents being married before their birth.
Not before creation, just before birth.

At least my parents were married when I was born! Your such a bastard!

Shut up! It's not my fault!

by Boo You Whore! January 9, 2011

Bastard

A fun and playful name to call your closest friends.

"Sup you big bastard"
"See you tomorrow you magnificent bastard"

by Mr.Badsause July 29, 2014

shafty bastard

a diabolical person (see: sly poots)

he slaped my moma what a shafty bastard!

by SPG October 23, 2003

Scrummy Bastard

A friend who does something annoying just to get on your nerves.

"I just drank the last of the milk. Hope you didn't need any for your cereal."

"You scrummy bastard!"

by Stud April 11, 2005

Man Candy Bastard

A really smokin' hot male who acts nice at first, and looks like a generally nice person, but is actually a jerk and only looking for someone to push around.

Brad Pitt, John Mayer, and Tom Cruise are such man candy bastards!

by lil' bit-o-honey May 2, 2011