easy bake oven

Easy Bake oven is great! It's a toy, mainly for girls where you can cook your own foods that come in these little packages like brownies,macaroni and cheese,etc.

I still use easy bake oven beause my parents never taught me how to cook!

by DizzyLizzy June 1, 2006

bake some soil

When one partner poops in the oven (for 12 minutes on broil), the other partner uses the charcoal dung to manually pleasure themselves.

Shane, fire up the oven, I'm about to bake some soil!

by Gingy12121212 July 8, 2011

louisiana clam bake

Born of a three-way, it's when two beavers go to town on either side of the same tree at the same time.

Have you gotten your invitation to the Louisiana clam bake at The Manor next week?

by Enchilata Seniorita January 6, 2008

Shake n bake

Shaking the baby then putting him/her in the oven for 30 minutes

Gary: Hey do you want some shake n bake?
Bill: Sure, i could use some food...Gary where did you get that child?
Gary: I give birth very quickly *Shakes baby*
Bill: *unzips skin*
Gary: Really? Infront of a child? *Throws baby in oven*
(30 minutes later)
Gary: Ok Bill, dinner is ready

by Mad_Dot_Sushi December 11, 2019

Chinese clam bake

When you use chop sticks to entice a women's sensual state, by inserting one chop stick in the pink and one chop stick in the stink, working them vigorously, in a circular motion.

Why does Kim sound like she is speaking Chinese today? Oh, that's because Adam gave her a Chinese clam bake last night. She still isn't the same.

by mofoko March 27, 2010

Nake n Bake

1.the state of being left hanging to a great degree 2.the state of being screwed over to a great degree

Situation:
Mike asked his friend Peter to bring him a dollar, so he could afford the speakers which he needed the next day, Peter said no problem.
The Next Day:
Mike: "Hey where's that money?"
Peter: "What are you talking about? i gotta go, cya!"
Mike: "Nake n Bake man... Nake and Bake..."

by Nathaniel Bacon January 31, 2008

baked air muffin

when some one blows a fart which makes you yarf (puke yellow chunks) all over fuzzy no no's.

I blew a Baked air muffin which made Betty yarf all over angelo's fuzzy no no.

by Chutny Choadlicker March 8, 2004