fart buffer

The wind present in your bowel that stops you from needing a ful blown poo

Last night was really embarrassing. I used my fart buffer up and shit myself on the way to the night club

by Big Jack's Bollocks May 14, 2017

Young Buffalo

Means "trẻ trâu", a slang in Vietnam, used to describe different types of people that are usually toxic, edgy, stupid,... blahblah.
The word "trẻ" (Subject) does not mean "young" (Adj), It means "kid" and "trâu" means "buffalo". It can be easily understood as a stupid heady kid.
This word does not have an exact meaning now. No one knows where did it come from.
Bonus: You can meet these lil dudes in Vietnam's League server.

(Usually a Yasuo player, playing Yasuo does not make you a young buffalo, but every young buffalo likes to play Yasuo)

*In a normal Vietnam's League match...
Yasuo: "My job here is done." (0/11/3)
Lux: "But you did nothing" (4/5/3)
*Yasuo has disconnected from the game
Lux: "What a f**cking young buffalo!"

by PTKhang April 13, 2018

Tough Buff

A typical expression to define late night cruising of the mean streets of Dongguan in specifically a Suzuki Jimny, looking for gay dogging action.

Seamus: Pete, you coming for a pint mate...
Pete: Not me man, I'm off for a session of 'Tough Buff'!
Seamus: ........ Room for one more?

by Metro Shenzhen July 19, 2018

boneless buffet

A gangbang your girl goes to

Honey do you wanna go to the boneless buffet

by dude named Tyler from shawano June 22, 2019

Thunder Buffalo

When you’re doing it raw and you slide a vibrater in her ass just before or during climax.

Dude, I just tried the Thunder Buffalo trick my buddy gave me and now she won’t return my calls.

by Big_Wildin October 17, 2023

set the buffalo free

Jerking off in public while running.

"He totally set the buffalo free in Newtown this morning"

by Mr Director May 3, 2014

Do as the buffalo

It's what can be said when you have nothing else to say in a conversation, but you still want to leave on a good note.

Also can be used when someone continually asks you for advice.

It's simply a way to get out of a conversation. The real secret is to walk away once you say it.

To legitimize it a bit more, add "As they say" or "Like they say" to the front of the saying to add more value. It'll make them think that it's not just you saying it.

Person 1: "So my boyfriend keeps not picking up and i call him like 50 times a day, I don't know what to do"

Person 2: "Do as the Buffalo"

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Person 1: "There's this girl at work that's so hot. I asked her out but she keeps saying no, what should i do"

Person 2: "Like they say, do as the buffalo" .... and walk away

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Person 1: "Fack there's nothing on tv!"

Person 2: "You should do as the buffalo"

by redstyles April 14, 2014