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infinite blondness

Same as "infinite wisdom", except it applies to people with blond hair, most commonly women.
In her infinite blondness, she decided to leave the keys inside and slam the door shut. Hilarity ensued.
by OneEvilSonUvABitch September 4, 2011
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Trauma Blonding

Trauma blonding: (verb) the act of bonding from one to another by way of being both blonde and traumatized
I went to the salon today for some trauma blonding it was a great session. I left blonde and happy.
by Caitthecolorist December 11, 2024
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Blonde Luke

Luke is a charming boy at first but as it goes he turns into one of those liars you cant trust.

He thinks he's the best and that he's popular well he isn't. Ge can become your friend once then randomly treat you like shit. He also likes to use his mum to gain sympathy from the girls
Blonde Luke :Hey my mum could die in a few weeks.
Amy:aaaw i feel sorry for you.

1week
Blonde Luke: I love amy
2weeks
Blonde Luke: I love emilia
3weeks
Blonde Luke: I love grace
and so on...
by sheahoee July 2, 2014
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Northern Blonde Chicks

Females with blonde hair from the northern part of the United States. Group is specifically attracted to certain attributes in males. One being an excellent chin.
Bill: “What’d you do over the summer Luke?”
Luke: “Oh, I fucked the shit out some northern blonde chicks!”
by BrandoCalrizean October 7, 2020
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white unnatural blonde chick

chicks that shouldn’t have direct access to bleach
Person 1 - did you see Sally’s roots? I didn’t even know she was a white unnatural blonde chick.

Person 2 - Damn. I’d still hop onto that pussy.
by cluaireo February 23, 2023
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blonde ambition

a name given to the number 1 advocate streamer on twitch
by shaolinttv April 15, 2022
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