Captain Awesome

Somebody who overuses the word awesome and constantly refers to themselves as such but because they're so aswesome nobody cares.

Motto: Being awesome isn't easy, it's a way of life.

A Captain Awesome is awe inspiring and up there with heroes such as Chuck Norris.

Captains of Awesome can be male and female.

Sarah: OMG did you hear? Barney Stinson is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around us!!

Bob: What?! Dude that's Chuck Norris...

Sarah: Oh well...Barney Stinson's better, he can kill two stones with one bird

Bob:...still Chuck Norris

Sarah: How can you tell them apart...they're both so AWESOME!

Amal:Not as awesome as me...in fact im so awesome i might change my name to Captain Awesome.

by Mallie_Allie November 11, 2009

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Butt sex. Comes from the abbreviation of "butt sex" as B.S. Each letter was shifted back one in the alphabet to A.R. These letters were then turned into an acronym for "awesome raccoons" as a codeword or euphemism for "butt sex"

Joe likes awesome raccoons.

by maco1 September 19, 2006

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Awesome

1. an adjective describing an incredibly cool person who's capable of monitoring 4 or more web sites per day. 2. someone you'd like to throw darts with, play foosball with, or generally stalk.

That Swiss Em is so awesome, I feel like I need to tell her again and again every day, multiple times a day!

by Bob Chavez April 20, 2007

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