fuck attack

Heart attack that occurs during sexual intercourse that does not necessarily have to be lethal.

Imaginary comic newspaper headline: 'MUNCHO KILLYA GLUTTON REVOLUTIONARY DIES IN FUCK ATTACK'.

by jaiteg July 1, 2010

turtle attack

process of curling up and putting head between legs, rocking back and forth, and dreaming of ali weston.

im having a turtle attack! ahhhhhhhh!

by rag HD February 5, 2004

Mac Attack

Named after the infamous Macker, the Mac Attack is used to refer to a situation of erectile disfunction. Normally used when present with a member of the opposite sex.

Boy: 'Oh no!'
Girl: 'What's wrong?!'
Boy: 'Give me a moment i've just had a Mac Attack!'

by El Shrimpy January 29, 2009

Attack Fish

The new legendary killstreak in call of duty black ops. Created by Cr1Tikal, it is the act of crawling forward on the ground with a ballistic knife switching between primary and secondary weapons making it look as if you were swimming. The attack fish is known for its longshots with the ballistic knife and capable of 360 skewers.

Dave: Dude I got this sick attack fish kill the other night.

Jeff: No way man tell me!

Dave: Alright so I was goin' fish technique and I damn near 360 some bitch. Well it was more of a 180 fish but I guess that's acceptable.

by Arockmadeofanotherrock December 14, 2010

Clack Attack

Confrontation between the angry beaver (see; clacker/vagina) and someone's face.

DO YOU WANT TO SEE THE ANGRY BEAVER?!
**sits on face**
"NOOOooo! CLACK ATTACK!"

by HAWT DAWG January 17, 2009

Sack Attack

When a guys balls are bigger than his penis, so he fucks chicks with his balls rather than his penis.

My boyfriend gave me a sack attack last night because I couldn't find his dick.

by GivzZ December 13, 2016

Tism attack

When someone makes a stupid mistake, and then beats their hand on their chest and makes a screeching noise

Hunter had a tism attack in math today when he said two plus two equals five.

by Kevin McKinney May 13, 2018