angry spiderman

it is the same as the spiderman but insted of throwing your cum you slap her across the face with your cum filled hand.

mary jane told spiderman she didnt give head so he pulled out and gave her an angry spiderman... now she knows better

by the scorpion August 19, 2008

angry raptor

during sex in the doggie style position make yourself look like a raptor(i.e. make ur arms short by keeping your elbow bent and next to your ribs and get scrunched down like a pitcher in baseball) then procede to let a noise go out like a raptor.

last nite i was giving it 2 shela doggie style and pulled an angry raptor.

by AL MI T 1 April 7, 2008

Angry Noodle

When sometime after receiving oral sex from a female, you discover a loose rogue hair intertwined around your junk. When it is pulled away, you then realize it is not your package-hair, as it angrily tickles while pulling it out...hence an angry noodle.

I pulled the longest angry noodle from between my cheeks and left nut.


That angry noodle has been hidden for at least twelve hours!


Karen left me with the most treacherous angry noodle I have ever had before.

by Turtle "stubs" Dailey March 30, 2009

Angry Oriental

When you cum across both of a girls eyes and she gets made and uses both hands to wipe the cum off and stretches her eyes like a oriental person

Dude last night i gave Becky the Angry Oriental and she got pissed off

by MyFullName September 20, 2009

Angry Hobo

An angry hobo is a sexual move in which you vomit into the anus of your partner and then anally fist them, using the vomit as a lubricant

Jeff: 'Man I was so wasted last night I was sick everywhere, but I was desperate for some backdoor action so I gave this chick an angry hobo'

Steve: 'Dats mad'

by phatdik January 13, 2009

Angry Pirate

This is a Caribbean method. First get your girlfriend to give you head, but before youre done, squirt her in her eye with- you know- causing her to lose vision... then when she stands up, kick her in her shin. Watch her hold her eye and hop on 1 leg- AARGH!!!

She didn't like the parrot for her birthday after the angry pirate incident

by Sultan O'Saints April 23, 2005

Angry Husband

The "Angry Husband" is a hard back hand shot in Ping Pong. It is called an Angry Husband because the shot is very similar to that of a man whacking some broad in the teeth.

Person 1 " Damn pulled of that angry husband today... he didn't even see it come "

Person 2 " That was prime. Looked like Steve hittin' his ho the other night "

by Levi is a FAG March 23, 2009