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Anal Recovery Day

Also known as ARD. Anal recovery day is when a sick or PTO day must be used to be absent from work or school due to having your anal region pummeled during sexual activity the evening prior. Time is needed to recover from the gape, tenderness and even the ability to walk straight again.
HR: Good Morning HR department.

Employee: Hi this is Rachel in Accounting. I’m going to need to take a sick day today so I won’t be in.

HR: Sorry to hear that. Feel better. Is it the flu that’s going around?
Employee: I wish. It’s an anal recovery day. My boyfriend hit it hard last night. I may have a fissure.
by Eaton Holgoode June 2, 2018
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Anal Prolapse Day

Hey why is somethin red coming out of my anus?
Bro, it's anal prolapse day.
by Trol Ler April 28, 2021
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meta-anal

1. slang for metanalysis
2. analogical studies
3. psychological studies that are anal
4. anal-ness relating to itself
1. I researched the best meta-anal on treatment of adhd- damn was it cool.
2. I got a major in meta-analysis at Smith, what about you?
3. Damn, that meta-anal was sooooo uptight in its research.
4. Our conversation was so meta-anal
by EmRaMmY_PiNkY April 5, 2010
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Naked Anal

A sexual act when a penis, real or artificial, is inserted into the anus void of a condom and lubrication. Tends to be used in the gay community, especially by those who have not yet gone public with their sexual preference.
Curtis: "Hey bro, are you down for some naked anal?"

Frank: "No thanks, but I will at least spit on it this time for you"
by Lemmiwinks Thompson April 23, 2014
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Backwards Anal Butterfly

A sex position where the male lays on his back with legs spread while the girl rides him with her butt as she would doing reverse cowgirl.
Haley: so... have you and your boyfriend done the deed?
Kayla: hell yeah. Me and Yann did the BEST backwards anal butterfly last night..
by wildwoomy December 10, 2017
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Gay Anal

When someone is gay and he or she has anal sex or if you get a dick in your ass
I have a Gay Anal session every night with my step bro's BBC.

I have a Gay Anal.
by LockMan3000 October 11, 2021
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anal sex

Sex in your bootyhole.
If a female gives you anal sex, she must really like you.
If a male gives you anal sex, you must really like him.
by Long Dong Larry December 11, 2008
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