I am a cat owner

if someone ask u if u own cat, say these words

u own cat?
yes , I am a cat owner

by see thru April 23, 2022

I am your father

No, that's not true!

Long lost dad: I am your father

Long lost son: No! This cannot be right!

by UltimateDoge August 6, 2021

Why am I waiting?

You're waiting and you shouldn't be.

Joey: 'making food for everyone'
Tim: im hungry why am I waiting?

by jo pig August 7, 2021

I Am Rosalinda BB

A youtuber that is awesome and needs more fame.

Hey, you should subscribe to "I Am Rosalinda BB" so that you can become an original fan before it's too late!

by Broken99 June 29, 2021

I Am your mom

What I am

your mom

by DaMan September 10, 2003

zoom calls at 3 am

You are on a zoom call at 3 am with your best friend and your crush and you act like a crackhead and we think your crush likes you but you don't know becasue he is confusing and we been trying to figure out if he likes you for the past 4 days going on 5 and he won't tell you.

zoom calls at 3 am are the best!

by jocelyn_radcliffe April 9, 2020

Why am I single?

A common exclamation of disappointment one makes when they can't fathom the reason for not having a romantic or sexual partner, often made by someone who's answer is obvious, but refuses to improve themselves.

Me: WHY AM I SINGLE?!?!?!
A smart person: Because you're unlovable
Me: Shut up Susan I have a great personality
A smart person: My name's not Susan

by jsdfhcnsdfhru June 6, 2018