two shakes of a lamb's tail

1. a slang phrase meaning a short period of time.
2. all that it takes to get some people to mount a sheep.

1. "i'll have that coffee out in two shakes of a lamb's tail!"
2. " did you see that! i think it likes me!"

by vulveeta September 1, 2003

Fluffy Tail Chaser

A person who chases bunnies in extremely awkward places, such as a shopping mall or a college campus. This person generally has no life, wears emo glasses and chases the bunnies because they have fluffy tails...very fluffy tails.

That fluffy tail chaser can't get any pussy so he chases bunnies.

by Namestealer October 25, 2008

two shakes of a lamb's tail

To do something as soon as possible.

Person1: "Can I have a cheese burguer with fries?"
Person2: "Sure, I'll get it in two shakes of a lamb's tail"

Person1: "Get your ass over here!!"
Person2: "I'll be there in less than two shakes of a lamb's tail boss."

by TheOhJeez November 2, 2009

two shakes of a lamb's tail

Quickly. The phrase is similar to "Before you can (insert action here)"

"I'll be there in two shakes of a lamb's tail."

by Lezard Valeth September 1, 2003

flat back beaver tail

A woman usually white or asian who has little or no back side

"Man I need a gurl wit a boot I cant have no flat back beaver tail brawd."

by Kwelityhiphop November 30, 2005

Cleaned my tail Pipe

When a girl cleans your butt so good it shines

Tina cleaned my tail pipe so well last night.

by Curtis66 January 30, 2009

Cooking Up Lobster Tails

Actually not a euphemism or metaphor for anything, some guys just fucking love lobster tails

This guy is homeless, but he loves cooking up lobster tails and eating olives straight from the jar

by thebigyeti March 14, 2021