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Fuck me up the ass like a Catholic Priest 

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To take unfair advantage, such as in business negotiations, while seizing the moral high ground.
Bob: I can purchase the equipment you’re selling at a lower price AND from an environmentally conscious supplier.
Ted: Oh for Christ’s sake, don’t fuck me up the ass like a Catholic priest!
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a fuck • a fucking idiot • a fuck ton • A Fuck Up • a fucking joke • a fucking potato • A fuck around and find out noodle • a fuck fuck • A Fuck Girl • a fuck idea

go fuck yourself with a sausage 

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take a sausage and fuck yourself , so if you are reading this , fuck yourself with a sausage
E.g : Brigita is annoying mark junior , so mark tells her , go fuck yourself with a sausage
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fuck me with a brick 

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Normally used to express surprise or relief.
Fuck me with a brick - I just hit a dog!
Fuck me with a brick that was hard!
fuck me with a brick by cdxfdh June 1, 2016
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A bitch that's poor as fuck 

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It's just a Bitch that's poor as fuck.
A bitch that's poor as fuck is like a nerd who gets bullied every second.
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fuck me on a mountain in switzerland 

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An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.
Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"
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fuck my dick with a stick 

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an Australian slang word used to describe a moment of great disappointment.

can be used in place of FML.
*open lunch box, and find muesli bar* "Fuck my dick with a stick!"

*you piss two ways and both miss the toilet* " Fuck my dick with a stick!"

gf:"can i fuck your dick with a stick?"
you:"Fuck my dick with a stick"
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