e-Tard

A person who gets killed in an online video game even though they were cheating.

Ninja: "OH MY GOD THAT KID WAS CHEATING WHAT E-TARD SCUM" Tim: "bro chill"

by doopypoopy69 July 2, 2019

tard sacs

A tard sac is late lazy person

Are you a tard sac?
Oh yes I am I’m the tardiest of the tard sacs

by Slurp me June 10, 2018

Half a tard

A partially handicap person, someone who is special in their own way, but not quite full blown retard.

Bro I can't believe Daniel is jumping on the Patriots bandwagon since they won the Super Bowl. He must be a half a tard.

by Whale? March 4, 2015

Flid tard

Ethan saupe

You sir are a flid tard

by Jos3pibrown November 10, 2016

Typical Tard

A slow person who expects you to look everything up online even though they have Google.

This typical tard expects you to look everything up for the even though they have Google.

by BadMrSnake August 8, 2020

Free-tarding

The act of a person with special needs participating in leisure activities while feeling an immense amount of joy for life and the moment they are in. ie: dancing like no one is watching at a Christmas party.

Look at Kenny tearing up the dance floor, He's free-tarding hard, he thinks hes amazing.

Look at Sam out there surfing with that big smile, he's really free-tarding on that wave.

by Furious_G November 24, 2018

Blurt-tard

Noun; A person who, when talking on the phone constantly blurts out anything that comes into their head, regardless of thought.

Man Denise is such a blurt-tard. She never shuts up when we talk on the phone! One time, she told me she liked how her cats poo smelled! She's such a blurt-tard.

by JJRK21 May 16, 2013