Shit Dick

A term used at a certain person with an extra Chromosome meaning hey that kids a fucking Shit Dick or- Ha.Ha, Look at that fucking kid bro would you rather have a shit dick or a zebra cock?

Sophmore-Joe on the bus " Hey AuStin ha.ha would you Rather Have a Fucking shit dick?, ha..ha or fuck your cat for 3 bucks" Austin usally replies with statements that have nothing to do with the question asked, example "Uhhhhhh well i dont know guys , both for less time?" This is where the term shit dick would be thrown at ,vulgarly and rapidly at Austin by Soph Joe a fellow bus rider who doesn't give a shit about anything or Austin.

by Just another civilian February 7, 2014

Shit Boomerang

When your trying to dispose of a nasty substance and some how it ends up somewhere on you.

I took a big shit the other day and i was wiping my ass when my hand slipped of the toilet paper and I was shit boomeranged!!!

by Speekstick43 April 21, 2014

shit faced

Getting wasted and having a hangover the next morning.

Last night I got shit faced and this morning I have a hangover.

by mexicain taco May 30, 2014

Road Shit

Drivers/Vehicles/Potholes/Bottlenecks/Accidents/Intersections/Cops - pretty much ANYTHING that make roads shitty.

"Sorry I'm late, I got side-swiped by this major ROAD SHIT coming here."

"Don't pass the highway. Lots of ROAD SHITS down there."

"Pick a lane, you ROAD SHIT!"

"Use your signals, ROAD SHIT!"

by shits mchighway November 5, 2013

Shit-yack

To wake up so hungover you can't decide if you need to shit or yack, that it's usually happens simultaneously.

"Man, I don't know If I have to shit or yack. I just shit-yacked."

by Violently hungover November 30, 2013

Fuck shit

A derogatory term that is commonly used to describe the intensity of a given situation.

It can also be used as a unit of measurement for actual physical objects or a persons involvement in a situation.

Can also be used to describe any form of narcotic.

Boys, c'mon, he's done fuck shit.

Or...

Shit has indeed hit the fan... Get in the fuck shit zone!

Or....

You've done fuck shit wrong.

Or...

I don't give a fuck shit.

And...

This fush fillet is fuck shit.

Or...

My man snoop be on lotta fuck shit man, but he be ck.

And ofc...

This thing weighs a fuck shit.

by DAIIII June 30, 2015

shit cunt

shit cunt refers to someone who has no respect and is just a fucking cunt in the shitiess way or the shittest person in a cunty way

for example: did you hear about how that harry dude sent a girl a text but once she answered, harry said he had no interest in talking to her even though he message first, what a shit cunt

by toffee_chocy November 29, 2016