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grandma is the baby

A widely respected, ancient proverb from Joseline Hernandez, who once said, ""if you a mama.. and you ain’t got ya baby, and your mama got ya baby, then you not the mama, yo grandma is the baby."
Riddler: "A boy and a doctor were fishing. The boy was the doctor's son, but the doctor was not the boy's father. Who is the doctor?"
Hero: "The grandma is the baby".
by grandmaisthebaby December 16, 2023
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buy buy baby

A good store for saying buy buy baby
We are going to buy buy baby
I was hoping to go there
by guacardo April 19, 2021
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brush the babies teeth

Hay babe want to brush the babies teeth?
by Dougsda1 June 22, 2017
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black baby twerk

a term used for something so horrible that no words can describe it. used in describing what you do to character AI
“man what i did to anime girl was totally black baby twerk”
by shermboy16 August 20, 2023
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Dribble Baby

1
A child born from semen leaking from a woman's anal creampie into her vagina causing impregnation. Generally unplanned.

2
A dumb asshole presumed to be the offspring created through definition #1.

3
Someone who can't handle situations where drinking is involved because they have no self-control.
1
Person 1: Did you hear Erika got pregnant?
Person 2: I thought she only takes it up the ass?
Person 1: Yup...dribble baby, yo.

2
"Man, fuck John...fucking dribble baby."

3
"Did you invite Freddy? I hope not because that dude is a dribble baby."
by MiguelGrande December 15, 2020
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The Baby Yoda Show

What the world's most favorite series, "The Mandalorian" is actually supposed to be named.
Baby Yoda is so popular. Wish they rename, "The Mandalorian" to, "The Baby Yoda Show"
by Saitama 777 December 16, 2020
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Butt Baby

A metaphorical term used to describe a person so foul and Dumb or Mentally Challenged that they surely must have been born a Butt baby through the rear.
Dude Noah is so dumb he has to be a butt baby for sure!

Haha yeah his dad probably left because he was so ashamed that his beautiful boy was a butt baby product
by RealPaulLink July 9, 2022
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