Melon head

Another term for a “dumb twat” and a good thing to use infront of parents of teachers so they don’t spank you.

Melon head is also being debated on wether it should be a racist slur to black people because of the stereotype that black people like melon.

Calling somebody a “melon head” will give you ultimate power almost as if that big chubby grape snapped his fingers.

BE CAREFUL WITH USE OF THIS PHRASE:
CAN BE LETHAL

Steve: YOU NITWIT ITS 5

Chubby Grape: NO ITS 69 MELON HEAD

by I’m sand December 4, 2020

Crack Head

Tia

Tia is a crack head

by Zai247 July 17, 2019

vette head

Car enthusiast obsessed with corvettes.

He is a real vette head when it comes to his beloved corvette.

by Vettester Charlie January 16, 2010

Slapped Patio Head

Slapped patio head is referring to head that is being given on a patio. It is in reference to the gayest Smiths song ever 'Reel Around The Fountain'. If someone wants to slap you on a patio, they are probably wanting to give you the best head ever.

Sam: 15 minutes with you..
Hailey: Oh, it looks like she wants some slapped patio head!
Emma: I don't blame her...

by jeffbuckleygoesmeow June 29, 2023

biss head

a crack head, a druggy

‘That woman sitting over there is the local biss head’

by Chupacabra1245 August 28, 2023

National Road Head Day

August 5th is National Road Head Day

🍆💦

Show your man your appreciation in the best way possible.

Her: Wanna go for a drive?
Him: Wanna try road head?
Her: Oh yeah, it’s August 5th…National Road Head Day 🤤🤤🤤

by Bigtiddies210 August 1, 2022

head?

you are sitting on the chair and your girl is sucking on your dick and she chokes

Jack : can I get Head?
ema: ok

also ema : * sucks penis*

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