cooked ass

when you slip to the barbeque cooker and burned your butt

OUCH! i slipped and now have a cooked ass!

by thishandleisntclaimedsoidid May 10, 2021

Ass Monkey

Someone or something, That throughout the course of their life, Has done nothing good, Is Incredibly retarded, And is just all around awful. They tend to conform with Swag/Yolo type words, and act and dress like imbusels in public.

Wow. Did you see jordan last night? he was being a total Ass Monkey.

by The Creepy Guy Watching You June 26, 2014

exploding ass

When at least the top 10% of an ass is showing above the pants line.

Check out her exploding ass, I have to get with her tonight.

by JHyphenDollarSign January 10, 2009

Su Ass

A professor or teacher who gives out food as prizes for answering a question.

Person #1: Professor Smith just gave me yogurt.
Person #2: What a Su Ass!

by sir fig newton October 16, 2019

Ass Wednesday

Ass Wednesday is when Ash Wednesday, a Christian and Orthodox holiday marking the beginning of Lent, also falls on the same day as Valentines Day, February 14th.

Jimbo: "Bro you got any plans for Ass Wednesday?"
Cree: "Yeah man my girls coming over after mass, gonna smash."

by broskihoeski February 15, 2018

tank ass

An ass so large that is causes the bearer to commonly be late to work.

Can you believe that tank ass Craig was late again!?!

by mohlerman August 22, 2011

Ass fishing

The sexual act of placing ones butt on a fish (also know as "booty cod" or "bait bottom"). Originating from German underage drinking in 2012 the act would usually involve 2 participants- a person and a fish. Although more than 2 have been known to participate is the act (varies between human and fish participants and rarely cake). The trend has never really picked up even though professionals of the scene, such as Greg Spinstin, would argue otherwise. The greater marine protection programs have frowned upon the act as merely "distasteful, but not worse than sunscreen in the ocean"

Woah fam, that was one dope ass fishing session.

by Assfisher69 February 24, 2019