shivell shit face

somebody with a shit eating smile.,like a politician or a car salesman.

I really hate those shivell shit face types, they're so cheezy looking.

by Heapcreed December 2, 2016

Resting Charlatan Face

Mike "Tiny" Johnson's permanent expression

Appearing on CPAN, Preacher of the House Mike "Tiny" Johnson got his ass chewed out (not in a good way) by furious, conservative callers, who dragged him for filth over keeping the House out-of-session and blocking the Epstein discharge petition. one after the other, angry people told Mike he's a fucking idiot and my dude just sat there with Resting Charlatan Face like he was staring at a Burger King drive-up menu written in French.

by Uncle Joosie October 10, 2025

Cock in face

When you are getting a blowie and you put your legs over the girls shoulders and pound her face with your cock .

Matt likes to give his bird cock in face

by Cif 1981 June 2, 2021

cheesey face

Another way to say someone is spotty

Steven is a cheesey face, i wouldn't want to lick him

by 0x0skinz0x0 March 12, 2008

Face-Ass

Face-Ass was coined by LiL' Gang$ta in 1999. It means to act brainless, similar to the word Dumb-Ass.

Person 1: I need another drink
Person 2: Gotta always have a drink Face-Ass

by NueEnt January 30, 2019

Crumpled Bread Face

The specific look of waking up in the morning to find your face pale, white, very bloated, and with folds and wrinkles all over it thanks to a deep sleep head first in a pillow, as a result, you have the perfect Crumpled Bread Face to start your day!

I've slept so well I'm now rocking a perfect crumpled bread face for the rest of the day!

by Bread Face Millionaire May 11, 2024

village face

The quality of having a face similar to that of a Russian villager. Synonymous with homely and haggard, suggesting familiarity with farming practices.

Sveta thinks the girl at the corner of the table has village face and is unlikely to ever get married

by OhNoPotato August 12, 2016