Bag Head Syndrome

When your head swells from drinking paper-bagged gas station liquor and it inflates like a balloon, while the rest of your body sheds all of its remaining muscle and you look like a stick figure otherwise. Bag head syndrome is PERMANENT, even when you stop drinking and your head shrinks back to normal, you still have a bunch of loose skin hanging from your noodle because it's permanently stretched out. You can visit a bag head removal specialist, but it's really expensive and no health insurance plan will cover the cost. You can also try mewing.

Allen Iverson's head so fat because of bag head syndrome, from all that liquor he be drinking.

by Obama Phone April 28, 2023

Polar Bear Head

Cold hands, lots of teeth.

"I think Freds a virgin. Last night he gave me Polar Bear Head."

by Childofthelight March 1, 2014

Wool headed stink monkey

Derogatory term for an African American with wool-like curly hair.

“Get this wool headed stink monkey out of my store before it steals any more of my watermelon seeds.”

by CoonCob May 30, 2023

Cinnamon Roll Head

Someone who is unintelligent, irritable, moronic, a dumb ass, etc

Ha, what a Cinnamon Roll Head

by DumbAssSlayer May 21, 2021

Cracker Barrel Head

Dummy. Worst of the worst. Someone who grabs the worst crackers from the remains of a barrel.

Dave walked onto the job site without his tape measure. That cracker barrel head!

by Randor Hentgane July 12, 2023

National give your bf head at 10:20 day

Today is the day give him head

7th of october

Hey today’s is the day national give your bf head at 10:20 day

by sexynigga23 October 7, 2025

Star of the head game

Star of the Head Game
adj. (action)

Definition:
A title reserved for a woman whose oral skills are so elite, so legendary, that she makes grown men forget their heartbreak, taxes, and possibly even their own names. She's not just good—she’s a black-belt in fellatio, flawlessly executing all 159 known techniques with grace, precision, and unrelenting enthusiasm. A true oral savant.

Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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Example sentence:
"Wow, that blonde from Slappy’s Strip was Star of the Head Game Saturday night. I totally forgot about my wife leaving me for my brother. Hopefully the first of many Star of the Head Game performances."

Related Terms:
Gawk Goddess, Blowproviser, Headliner, Throat MVP

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by JDsCracksonRacks May 31, 2025