My dog taco is the sweet energetic dog you will ever meet he is so cute and wonderful and he is so nice and cute and just the best dog you will ever meet
by Dog taco April 15, 2020

Wanking’t dog off indicates that a person is not doing anything at that moment in time and/or has no plans.
PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
PSA- no dogs shall be harmed, the masturbation of canines is not included.
by Cwilss March 4, 2024

by AquariGus February 9, 2025

A Purring dog is that one friend who is known for saying the most unpredictable and/or confusing sentences known to man kind without warning or fail.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Like a Purring dog, when they open their mouth, it leaves you both stunned and confused.
Group of friends: *chatting*
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
Dave: “you know, the north and the south poles are exactly 1 earth apart from eachother”
The group: *stunned silence*
Steve: “Dave, you are a fucking purring dog.
Or
“Don’t take Dave too seriously, he’s a bit of a purring dog”
by Serbian_Father_Figure January 14, 2023

by SaltyDog420 November 2, 2017

literally the coolest dog there is.
he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs
he’s a good cuddler
great kisser
and literally just a god amongst dogs
by JacobajJ September 2, 2019
