Parachute Ass

A person's ass that is very large and extends out far behind them, resembling the parachute used to slow down drag cars.

"John's ass is bigger than his stomach!"
"I know, its a real parachute ass."

by Roodeer March 26, 2016

Ass bandit

A homosexual nymphomaniac.

Look at that ass bandit over there.

by Jdspilllyy November 17, 2009

vanilla ass

Basically somebody or something that is ordinary, not unique, and boring. Kind of like anything vanilla flavored, which you see everywhere. Somebody or something with no personality to it.

Girl 1: It’s so sad that Miles didn’t go for you who’s intelligent, funny, sweet, and pretty and instead went for his vanilla ass girlfriend.

Girl 2: I know! It’s like the only things embedded into her are “I love you Miles” and “my boyfriend Miles...” She has no personality or brains whatsoever

by Ttlatte99 July 18, 2018

Casper Ass

When a white person has a decided lack of ass.

Juan: Did you see that girl at the grocery store?

Alex: Which one:

Juan: The one with Casper Ass?

Alex: Oh, yeah, she puts her jeans on real easy.

by Wallis the Elder June 10, 2012

Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

ass sugar

when truffle butter crystalizes

"Damn bro it smells like fuckin ass sugar up in hea!"

by babypunk420 April 19, 2016

Platinum Ass

The act of referring a woman's buttocks are fake as in injected with silicon. This is used preferably as a slur or a use of slang.

DeShawn: "Damn that's a Platinum Ass, that shit can't be real!"
Scott: "That is my sister for your information!"

by Somewhitefemlae April 6, 2017