Ass muncher

Someone who asks for one thing, receives it, then ditches you to get the exact same thing from a different person. Most often occurring on Clash of Clans when some one joins your new clan, immediately asks to become elder and shit, then munches on ass and leave the clans.

Oh and join the p.k. 2019 squad

Tittybiggy joined your clan

Tittybiggy: I wanna be elder

K-money: You just joined

Tittybiggy: MAKE ME ELDER OR ELSE

k-money: Alright, damn nigga, calm yo tits

Tiggybiggy was promoted to elder

Tittybiggy: LATR MWUTHOR PHUQERS

Tittybiggy has left the clan

k-money: you little ass muncher

powerfulkid: yeah... you ass muncher

kingtez join your clan

k-money: you ain't getting promoted bitch

*That was a true story, that was the conversation we had*

by monkeyfreek October 25, 2014

Ass Burger

When you're in the middle of taking a shit on the toilet and can't get it all the way out, you're ass cheeks are the "buns", and the middle is the "meat". That makes an Ass Burger.

Mom: I need to shower! Hurry up!
Son: No, you can't come in here Mom, I have Ass Burger Syndrome!!

by nmajor89 September 24, 2016

Casper Ass

When a white person has a decided lack of ass.

Juan: Did you see that girl at the grocery store?

Alex: Which one:

Juan: The one with Casper Ass?

Alex: Oh, yeah, she puts her jeans on real easy.

by Wallis the Elder June 10, 2012

Gorilla ass

Having the hairiest ass in the world can cause you to have the sweatest ass in the world which will cause gorilla ass.

Hopping out of a dusty Jeep, but the sweat from Jacobs ass caused him to have gorilla ass.

by r2v_camo June 6, 2019

Ass Exhaler

To breathe out of one’s ass or to just be Bullshitting.

Ass-Exhaling is to be bullshitting all the time. A.k.a talking nonesense.

An Ass Exhaler is someone who talks nonesense and bullshits their way through conversation.

“Man, that Mohannad is such an Ass-Exhaler. He literally breathes out of his own ass.”

“No way, my asshole of a stepdad Jeff is an Ass-Exhaler too! Next time he can take out he trash!”

by Astro-not August 10, 2019

Wrank Ass

A wrank ass is a person who flexes on a highger level. Someone who promises to do something for you and they shit on you. Someone who doesn't follow thru with what they originally said.

Enrique: "Hey, Matthew! You see that wrank ass nigga?"

Matthew: "Yeah, whose he?"

Enrique: "My ex boss who only paid me $200 for 3 days work"

Matthew: "Damn, he a wrank ass nigga"

by The Wrank Ass Nigga January 17, 2019

Ass hat

when you wear a donkey as a hat....

Take off the ass hat!

by Some guy who commented August 25, 2016