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Mallet face

Definition: A person who has a very flat or indented face
Boy: “Oi Charlie I swear you sit next to mallet face”
Charlie: “yeah bro its a pain in the ass
by Studentwatchesporn December 10, 2021
mugGet the Mallet facemug.

lube face

When a lubed condom pops and hits your face.
We where in the bathroom and the condom popped, I got complete lube face.
by shackRam829 October 14, 2016
mugGet the lube facemug.

a mask of my own face

hed wear that
neil cicierega: *messing around on amazon*
also neil *finds something called "a mask of my own face"*
still him: *realizes its literally his face*
what do you think: *buys it*
do i have to: a mask of my own face id wear that id wear that
by human i think February 3, 2023
mugGet the a mask of my own facemug.

Marimba face

It is the facial expression one makes when playing the marimba which can also include the marimba tone on the yamaha dx7.
Nice marimba face!

Or

That’s quite the marimba face!
by PigeonPerson September 1, 2022
mugGet the Marimba facemug.

face rape

when someone says hurtful mean things that they should only ever say behind your back to your face
'so howcome you and ashlie arent talking to each other'

'i dont wanna talk about it'

'tell me'

'well i was just being nice and she came out of nowhere

with this massive face rape'
by ihavahat March 31, 2010
mugGet the face rapemug.

Buzzcut Face

A person that has a buzzcut
Eighth grader : Mr. Ennis has a buzzcut so what Does that mean?
Seventh grader : He’s a buzzcut face
Eighth grader and seventh grader: haha 😆
by Parkour dude March 3, 2021
mugGet the Buzzcut Facemug.

Pig-faced

When a woman is crying she is pig faced.
I told her that I would not pay her phone bill, she got all pig-faced.
by Syms321 November 13, 2020
mugGet the Pig-facedmug.

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