Post Head Trauma Syndrome

When you can't remember anything recent from the last 2 hours, and not aware about important events. This is caused from some severe brain injury.

Girl: I can't believe you cheated on me with a hoe.

Guy: Oh my gosh, how do you remember that?!

Girl: Jeez! It's not like i have Post Head Trauma Syndrome!!

by rossano January 10, 2009

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B.A.L.B Syndrome

B.A.L.B Syndrome commonly occurs when an individual that you know exhibits symptoms of "Being A Little Bitch."

Symptoms include:

Bitching for NO reason

Bitching about LITTLE things

Bitching because they are just a BITCH

Example 1:

Person 1: Dude, my girlfriend just broke up with me.

Person 2: Aww dude, that sucks. How long have you been dating her?

Person 1: Dude, like a week and a half, I think love her.

Person 2: Wow dude, you got B.A.L.B syndrome.

Example 2:
Person 1: YO! Let's Go Now! I'm calling an FTB night!

Person 2: Sorry man, I got things to do tonight. We'll chill tomorrow.

Person 1: Wow are you fucking serious? This is bullshit! (leaves angrily)

Person 2: I think they prescribe medication for that B.A.L.B Syndrome.

by the awesome couple September 23, 2012

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Lenny Syndrome

A condition characterized by someone hoarding rare objects, especially lost anime, and refusing to share it and/or blocking or acting hostilely towards people who express interest in the things they are hoarding.

The name is derived from the hoarder Lenny Baxter from Powerpuff Girls.

Did you hear about the guy who blocked me on Twitter because I asked if anyone had episodes of a lost anime from 1972? I never said a word to this guy but he saw my Tweet anyway and blocked. Apparently he has episodes of this show and blocked me so I won't see pics of the show that he posts.

Wow, mon chéri, it's CooCoo that he did that. You didn't do anything. It sounds like he has Lenny Syndrome.

by Garlic4u June 10, 2024

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Fappal Tunnel Syndrome

A repetitive stress injury caused by excessive solo activities involving vigorous hand motion, usually triggered by prolonged exposure to internet “research.”

I was watching Alyssa Milano in Embrace of the Vampire last night. Now I have fappal tunnel syndrome

by Tom Tudbury, The Great and Pow July 17, 2025

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Heard Derangement Syndrome

"Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike of Amber Heard, to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason."

Depp fanatics are so consumed by their Heard Derangement Syndrome (HDS) that they don’t stop talking about Amber Heard.

by IStandWithAmberHeard June 21, 2022

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The Fuck Is This Syndrome

When something really bad happened and they don't have a clue what the fuck happened.

(person A)Hey I think your cat was hit by a car.
(Person B)I think I have The Fuck is This Syndrome.
(Person A)You should probably get that checked out.

by Whhyy the fuck did this happen August 29, 2023

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