Typical White Boy

Ah, the basic white boy, recognizable by his tacky, and I might add, overly expensive basketball shoes named after the latest trending athlete. They may look ridiculous, but even more so with matching basketball shorts which hems hang below the knees. This will more often than not be accompanied by a name brand polyester t shirt with text such as, “baller,” indicating that the wearer has some sort of athletic prowess despite it being highly unlikely. A baseball hat, hoody, or both are very likely despite the current weather conditions and are also name brand. He probably plays basketball, lacrosse, or tennis but according to him he’s good at every sport. He’s your stereotypical male with a large ego and probably the whole Nike store in his closet. They also say dumb things like “your mom” and “that’s what she “said”. He also runs his hands every single minute through his gelled-filled hair that somehow smells like fruit despite the fact he claims he only uses non sceneted hair products.

Jessica: hey how was your date the other day?

Sarah: Awful, kept making your mom jokes and he was head to toe in Nike

Jessica: huh, typical white boy

by Hdisowjfb August 3, 2019

pick me boy

A male who puts himself down in front of women just to get compliments. Fishes for attention, and technically manipulates a girl to be with him.

Pick me boy- Hi! You're so pretty... but you probably think I'm ugly. I'll just leave you alone...

Female- Aw, thank you! I don't think you're ugly at all.

Pick me boy- Wait, you don't think I'm ugly? Does that mean you want to date?!

Female- Uhh, sorry no. But, I'm sure there's someone out there who's perfect for you!

Pick me boy- I knew you hated me... 🥺

Female- …

by kinque September 12, 2021

public school boy

Posh, rich, white boy who attends private school, know sometimes as public school in Great Britain. Usually a lad who buys cases of champagne for parties instead of wkd. Laughs at poor people or peasants

That new guy is such a public school boy

by British things March 26, 2016

Fat Old Boy

To describe anything that is large in size.

I'll tell you what Herman, that Ron Jeremy has a fat old boy

Oi Herman, Make that first to bassett a fat old boy

by rtj loco December 20, 2003

Worky Boy Smile

The act of performing a queer fake grin to give the illusion of enjoying a job or career when in fact you hate the shit out of it. It is usually spotted as it is ingenuine and manufactured. You will also realize a worky boy smile when it looks as if someone just took a huge shart in their pants and they realized they are going to have to sit in it the rest of the day at their desk with the possibility of their co-workers discovering they shit themselves like a little baby.

Guy 1: Man I am having a great life. (worky boy smile)

Guy 2: Yeah it really looks as if you are enjoying your new job.

Guy 2: Turns to whisper to his friend in the next cubicle – Man that guy looks fucking miserable and like he just sharted all over himself. By the way do you smell that?

by Smusher March 15, 2010

white boy princess

- emotionally unavailable
- blue Eyes like the suburban sky
- sweet, insecure, and bland
- talented but never tries too hard to impress anyone
- loves computer and technology

- bear-like soft hair
- early 2010s Bieber bangs
- little to no BO
- grew up athletic, still fit but never exercises

- loved breakfast food (cinnamon rolls waffles)
- doesn’t want anything but also wants to be spoiled

“You have bambi’s eyes and u r soft….like…u could be my white boy princess “

“If u really want to ask, I’d say my type is white boy princess”

by hannahbanana888 January 3, 2022

Fat Boy Status

The antithesis of eating a balanced diet. Involves the consumption of extremely fatty foods in mass quantities with extreme satisfaction.

Dude, I drank too much last night so I ate 2 large pizzas, a box of wings, and 8 breadsticks this morning during the Skins game. Total Fat Boy Status.

by The JBZ September 6, 2013