Pulling a Mike

When your behavior mimics the worst salesman at VIP Sports Las Vegas. Can’t close sales (no news!), has no pitch and has to have his boss Steve Stevens, aka El Scorcho, close for him! Also wears assless chaps when he loses the weekly sales contest. When you pull a Mike you pretty much suck at life.

Steve Stevens, “Mike! It’s the end of the week and you got like no news. Is anyone else in here pulling a Mike this week?!”
Mike, “Yeah, I suck…”

by Contagonist May 29, 2024

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pull a tumblr

The act of banning porn on an internet platform that basically consists of porn - and thereby banning itself into oblivion.

"OnlyFans announced that they are going to forbid sexual content!" - "Wow, are they really stupid enough to pull a tumblr?"

by TheKinkyScientist August 19, 2021

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Pull a satsuma

Term is used in world of warcraft when somebody dies with all their defensives up.

Pull a satsuma
Player1: bro, u died with all defensives up
Player2: yeah sorry i pulled a satsuma

by Ducker123 January 21, 2022

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to pull a kathryn

Laughing uncontrollably at anything and everything until you fall down. And loving ken and math

Omg she laughs at everything. She's trying to pull a Kathryn

by Slowny January 15, 2017

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pull out the blicky and do a sticky

A phrase used to describe someone pulling out a firearm, usually a shotgun, then shooting a target in the head. The phrase has absolutely no other possible meaning. After all, High Boi used it, so no more explanation is necessary.

When a sound whore tries to attack you, just play some earrape, then pull out the blicky and do a sticky

by HankBoiWasTaken February 24, 2025

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