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grab-bag baby

(n.) a baby that could have been fathered by an assortment of men and as such the childs birth father can not be distiguished because of the mothers frequency of coitus during a short time period.
25-50% of Maury guests or really fun spring break/week in vegas. Or, "I don't know who my baby daddy is, and I don't want no grab-bag baby".
by karma k December 20, 2012
mugGet the grab-bag babymug.

Cute Baby Fetus

A cute baby fetus is a big blue blob.
He is penis2022’s cute baby ballsack.
I love people eating my feet.
“Aww look at that blue blob!”
I think it’s name is cute baby fetus.”
by ballsack2022 March 22, 2022
mugGet the Cute Baby Fetusmug.

Biden Babies

A name for all the babies made in celebration of removal of the Fanta Facist from office and the election of Joe Biden.
Boomers who? I'm one of them Biden Babies. (2038 probably)
by BewareTehBear November 6, 2020
mugGet the Biden Babiesmug.

baby pedicure

baby pedicure- what a pregnant womans baby gets when you shove your dick all up in her pussy and rub it back and forth in the hole and your cum scrubs the babys feet and the babys feet get a good rub too.
The baby pedicure he gave me probably swallowed my babys feet.
by PinkHxrnySlxt69420 April 22, 2022
mugGet the baby pedicuremug.

Shit-baby

A BABY With With a Big pile of Shit on it.
Baby got shit on and we call them shit-baby's
by Apple seed November 29, 2019
mugGet the Shit-babymug.

Bottom baby

A bottom baby is a person who is always the bottom in the relationship, the little spoon, the one who gets fucked, all that jazz So basically the same thing as a pillow princess
Lisa: “oh look at my little bottom baby”

Cam: “ughh, stop”
Lisa tolled her eyes: “you didn’t seem that mad when I fucked your guts out”
Cam then blushed furiously: “BABE!”
Lisa chuckled: “seee, this proves my point
by Wierdo#100 November 2, 2020
mugGet the Bottom babymug.

baby

the worst thing to ever exist. It should be legal to drop kick them on sight
friend: I'm gonna have a baby!!!
Me: No *becomes sangwoo*
by godlightyagami December 5, 2020
mugGet the babymug.

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