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sex with dog

If someone says to you “sex with dog” you much immediately respond with “dog with sex” or the other person must chop off your dick.
Person 1: Sex with dog
Person 2: DOG WITH SEXXXX
by anonymous March 9, 2021
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Dog vomit

my dog just threw up all over my fucking chair wtf. Little fucker is not gonna have any food tonight.
That little bitch there is dog vomit everywhere
by Pieceofshit43 May 6, 2020
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Washing the dog

Washing the dog is a euphemism for when you do something every day that you don’t want to do, but you do because you know it’s the right/responsible thing to do.
I really don’t want to go to work today, it’s like washing the dog to me
by anonymous June 28, 2022
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Dog dick

A young man so full of hormones, horniness and desire he gets over 12 erections a day and is constantly trying to get with women. Like a male dog would chase a female dog in heat. Not to be confused with a manwhore, dog dick is more of a trait of a manwhore could have.
Z; "I think John is a manwhore he constantly just wants to have sex."
P: "He's still young and got that dog dick in him, he'll grow out of it."
by PRIVATEBERRYLEMON October 22, 2023
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dog cereal

by Ironangel February 14, 2024
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Hot Dog Relationship

When people are in a high school relationship, but one of them has committed to a college that the other is not going to. Now they have a maximum amount of time together.
Mario got passed when Bella said she committed to Wyoming, entering a hot dog relationship.
by WeUsedToPlayHouse July 28, 2023
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Flipping my dog

Putting on some revealing yoga pants, bikini, swimsuit or something similar which is SUPER TIGHT across the vaginal area, then going into some random Yoga pose on YouTube under the pretence of something "meaningful", "healthy" or "educational" and basically just showing the world your vagina through your inappropriate choice of clothing. The women doing it appear to not understand quite how or why this is SO INAPPROPRIATE and DISGUSTING, PORNOGRAPHIC FILTH.

You can tell the women who are a bit shy as they get their mates to do it with them so the viewer gets to see multiple flanges at the same time. Nice.

The best bit is the videos often have some random Indian dude watching (probably knocking one out at the same time) which is just super random and unnecessary but kinda makes youtube what it is today.

If you're done with watching pornhub and even the TS channel isn't floating your boat any more, try searching dog flipping for an interesting and somewhat random wank. You may even learn some yoga along the way.
Just type in "flipping my dog" on youtube and you'll understand.
by Large Weapon December 2, 2024
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