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Toe faced bitch

When a ugly bitches face and head is shaped like a big toe.

An effective way to differentiate between individual busted bitches in a flock of fugly hoes.

Looks like she slid out her Mama's coochie and face planted the floor, when her head was still all soft and shit.
"Toe faced bitch" used by 2 redneck meth heads conversing:

Is that an ugly woman or an Easter island head?

What ugly woman, where she at?

That toe faced bitch right there!

Oh ok, yeah, that is just a ugly toe faced woman. Thanks for efficiently directing my attention to the specific bitch that alarmed you. I was disoriented, with us being situated amongst this sea of fugly womenses, and all.

My friend, we must be ever vigilante, never letting our guard down, or them Easter Island heads, is gonna get us!

It sure be a lot easier, if all these toe faced bitches wasn't creeping. Hmmm

Just nevermind then toe faced bitches...

But what if I'm drunk?

You know the rule, nothing matters when we're drunk! Put it right in that toe face, all I care. I won't judge, none.
by Bigwhiteniggawhuhh April 29, 2023
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Roblox man face paper plate

the very thing i have on my wall im genuinely scared for my life its always looking at me

always looking at me im horrified

i dont know what to do about it
“that roblox man face paper plate is freaking me the fuck out throw that shit away man”
by doinkass May 4, 2023
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Poo face

The face you pull when you have to strain harder than normal to take a shit.
Ruby had poo face trying to push out a stubborn turd.
by Joely F May 15, 2023
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Thumbnail Face

A synonym for soy face. A thumbnail face generally includes a vacant stare and a wide, gaming smile or expression of shock.
"Mr Beast is doing the thumbnail face in his new video, the west has fallen.
by the notortious I N T November 22, 2023
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Sit on a face day

Every Thanksgiving, girls have to sit on a guys face for at least five minutes
Eric:Happy thanksgiving guys, I’m heading over to my girlfriends house
Bobby: Why?
Eric: Isn’t it obvious? It’s Sit on a face day idiot.
Bobby: Oh, I gotta head over to my girlfriends as well then
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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Sit on a face day

Today, Thanksgiving, is the only day in November a guy can nut, so why not enjoy it by getting your face sat on?
Eric: I’m heading out
Susie: But it’s thanksgiving, you can’t go
Eric: Oh, that reminds me, today is Sit on a face day
Susie: what does that mean?
Eric: it means sit on my face, now.
Susie: Okay, I guess I have to
by A.Kur November 23, 2023
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Tribal Face Paint

When someone on their period sits on your face.
“Oh yeah dude! I felt like chief of the tribe when she rode my face! Tribal Face Paint all over!”
by Furphobic November 23, 2023
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