by Mamamiaherwegoagain July 22, 2019
Get the Head me downmug. Robert formed rapport by making himself a clown and then hit the turtle on the head to got the promotion.
by Saravanan599 August 20, 2019
Get the hit the turtle on the headmug. Snapping Turtle's Head
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
Adverb, Metaphor - Describes a crisis of chronic defecation.
Example
Whist the turtle's head (turd) is about to fully emerge from its shell, there happens upon it a sudden and quite shocking movement of the bowel.
Because the body believes that such a surge of power must surely occur DURING the ejection of the faeces, (even though the victim is retaining the load) the sphincter begins to air-spasm as if snapping the enormous delivery into manageable chunks. The resulting involuntary bodily event is euphemistically known as 'A Snapping Turtle's Head.
It was when I was a minute from my station and too late to escape using the toilet on the train, yet knowing that there WAS a toilet at the approaching platform, that the situation turned critical, the danger imminent! Although I had retained a calm control over the crisis I could only resign myself to the cradle of fate when my body went into SNAPPING TURTLE'S HEAD !
by TONY of SXW2 August 12, 2025
Get the Snapping Turtle's Headmug. Ti Seng: So Zhong Ann what is 1 + 1?
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
Zhong Ann: 1258.
Ti Seng: Your Head, its 2.
Ti Seng: how the fuck did you get 1258
by YourWelcomeGuys June 2, 2022
Get the Your Headmug. A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"
Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"
by Rage_thorne June 23, 2023
Get the Shaved Head Sandwichmug. by antie nae September 27, 2011
Get the head houdinimug. 
Get the .9.I Get Head.9.mug.