poor man's weed

when a poor man has to actually clean the resin out of the pipe and smoke it, because he doesn't have anymore weed.

friend: "yo chynna you got some bud?"

Chynna:"sorry man. i'm down to smoking that poor man's weed."

by chynnavagina February 22, 2008

one man band

A "one man band" is something that is performed on a girl. Other definitions here say it's when a guy gets a finger in the butt during a blowjob, but 2 things hardly constitutes a "band."

My understanding is that a one man band is cunnilingus plus the shocker. That is, sucking or licking the clit while using index and middle finger inside the vagina, and the pinky in the B.H.

I also hear it's pretty awesome. I don't have a vagina so I can't be sure.

Girls have been known to blackout from a one man band. Use with caution, my friend.

by Mr. Bogart January 26, 2008

dead man talking

Statement, usually stupid, sarcastic, and/or indicative to a sexually moronic male who uses cheap shots to incite feminine ire. Word play on "dead man walking", i.e., referencing the near-status of said tried, convicted, and soon-to-be-dead male. If said male wished to live, he best STFU.

Guy: (Come-on line)Soooo...ya hear that new blonde joke with the...
Girl: (Interrupting): (yells): Dead man talking!
(All other women in the room lean out or off of their cubicles/workspaces/barstools with a deathglare on their faces)
Guy: Nevermind.

by k2kate January 28, 2009

Dan the Meme Man

Easily the greatest meme YouTuber of all time, overthrowing even the original holder of the same name

Intellectual #1: Hey man, did you watch that new Dan the Meme Man video?
Intellectual #2: Yeah, it was hilarious! I bet his dick is huge!

by iamturbandictionary October 21, 2018

Orange-Man Group

Trump, and his personally selected boot-lickers, meet each day to extoll the wonderful, perfect and magnificent job they've done managing the COVID pandemic... while the number of infected and dying rise exponentially day after day.

Mommy, when will the Orange-Man Group be coming on? He's so funny when he insults those reporters...
Honey, that's not just any Orange-Man; that's our president.

by YAWA April 8, 2020

crazy white man

A caucasian man who has gone off the deep end, snapped his twig, brained his damage, fell down the crazy tree and hit every branch on the way down, is a few grapes short of abunch, hes crackers, he's nuts it tell you!

George Bush is a Crazy White Man going after anything homosexual, foreign, or unlike himself in any way shape or form with a powersaw and jack knife! RUN!

by Awesomeaida February 21, 2005

man-date

A date in which the man decides what the activity will be. The correct definition of date includes romantic interest so heterosexual man-dating between two males is impossible.

Tony took Deanna to the monster truck rally and then later to Hooters....on their man-date.

by b1ak3 July 29, 2005