mang face

A cool ass smart dog.

"Did your dog really just get you a beer?!! Dang that is one mang face dog"

by Mama Lyds March 20, 2016

face mask

The practice of busting onto your woman's face after getting horny on your spa day.

Yo girl lemme give you a face mask.

by Skywalker1213 April 14, 2021

Bozo Face

Bozo Face - Can occur on the face of a man or woman when performing oral sex on a woman while on her period.

Suzy didn’t tell me she was in the rag & I had blood from my cheeks to my chin... total Bozo Face man!

by Bobby Strongrod March 30, 2019

put face

To show up and make people feel like you want to be there, especially when you don't.

To put on a face.

It can mean 'to schmooze' in certain contexts.

I don't really want to go to this party, but I feel like I need to at least put face for an hour.

We're taking the clients out to dinner to put face and make them trust us.

by millamacmia March 30, 2017

planted face

A more active-sounding version of the ever-popular 'face plant'. Best used in the past tense.

"Whoa did you see that? I totally almost planted face back there."

by bztwzr October 16, 2009

man face

the most beautiful face on the entire planet, which originated from roblox

dud 1: man face is way too powerful
dud 2: you are correct, gjdfxhbjkdtkhjdrjh
dud 1: why you spam

by why did you look up that?? September 17, 2023

Toilet About Face

The uncommon phenomena (predominantly a male occurrence) of standing to go piss but then realizing you have to shit. This occurrence is even more rare when one is seated to shit but upon completion a realization is made that a standing piss is necessary.

"Bro, whut took u soo long?"
"Yo, I thought I just needed to piss but it turned into a toilet about face."

by Oldskooled April 25, 2022