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Columbian Baby Batter

1. When a man ejaculates into a shot glass, syringe or enema bulb and adds a generous bump or two of cocaine to the ejaculate, mixes it up and commences to inject said mixture into their partners anus.

2. A niche party favor found at only the most unhinged gay sex parties. A bowl is passed around the club for all the guys to make a contribution of cum. Once enough has been collected, a proportional amount of marching powder is then added and mix in. The columbian baby batter is then used as desired throughout the evening to keep the debauchery going all night.
"My girl never was into anal until I started using columbian baby batter lube. Now she is hooked and wants me to rail her ass all night!"

"That backroom party was wild last night, must have been a quart of columbian baby batter getting passed around. Got us all worked up and acting piggy."
by ItsSploogeYouIdiot May 12, 2025
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baby

shit that makes you weak
you literally go weak when you get called this
person 1: i miss you baby

person 2: *foolishly blushes*
by grandma meg December 3, 2019
mugGet the babymug.

babies and hand grenades

Holy fuck, it's like babies and hand grenades in here
by Assman 7.5 December 31, 2017
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Bottom baby

A person who grew up from nothing, and came along way by there self , & hustled to get where there at, nobody can stand in there way there born to win
We just some bottom babys that made it out the gutter
by King $hooter December 28, 2020
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Baby K

an Italian singer who is mostly known for her summer songs.

Every one of her hits starts with her screaming "YO BABY K!" and this is a piece of Italian culture

She also has many good songs about female-empowering and self-love which no one listens to but are so good.

She holds the record for the first music video in Italy to get Vevo certified, and first and only single to get diamond certified.
Person 1: it's strange, it's June and baby k's song hasn't come out yet!
Person 2: just wait a little, she must make a song for it to be summer!!
by mary k April 27, 2020
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Babies

Babies come out viginas and they come out crying🥲😒🥺😣🥺😤😫🥺🤩🤬😞🥶😱
Mum: I just gave birth to 600 million babies
Dad: WOAH HUNNY!!!
by Willybeard.65 December 8, 2020
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crono baby

(noun)
1. A person who owes their success not to talent or hard work, but to their cronies — friends in high places who pull strings, open doors, or hand them opportunities they didn’t earn.

2. The buddy-network version of a nepo baby (who rides on family connections).
“She’s not a nepo baby, she’s a total crono baby — her best friend runs the label.”

“Bro only got that job because he’s a crono baby in the mayor’s inner circle.”
by KayVee September 19, 2025
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