Televisual face creaming

Televisulal face creaming is where a guy dyes his testicles multi-colors, then jizzes in his sexual partner's eyes, so that from his partner's perspective, it looks as if a television is malfunctioning in their eyes, as there are colors such as red and green floating about in her eyes, and it also stings like fuck, which simulates electric shock to the eyes.

Guy A: Ayyyyy Mark, did you do televisual face creaming on your gf last night?
Guy B: Nope, she told me she was moving to Mexico
Guy A: Fuck
*hot gay face creaming sex*

by WhoWantsToSniffWoodShillings December 07, 2020

Bag of Faces

Meaning something very negative.

Almost comparable with using "a load of shit" or "bag/sack of shit" in a sentance.

"Hey bill how was that girl you met last night" - "she was nothing but a bag of faces"

"Jennifer i've pulled better work out of my bag of faces then this"

by Kertef Corobo March 25, 2004

😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️face in the clouds

used to represent confusion, or even a sense of calm bliss

Now I don't know where my keys are! 😶 🌫️😶 🌫️😶 🌫️face in the clouds **

by Terrrrrrraaayy June 07, 2021

slip monkey face

a man whose face is very big, and wrinkly looks as if his face has been ran over by a car.

wow that man has a slip monkey face.

by charlieman12 October 31, 2010

tammy jo face

A redneck women with a meth mouth.

Damn that women has a Tammy Jo face!

by ccvb June 04, 2016

look at he face

A line coming from the show "Breaking Bad" generally a show of contempt for someone wanting sympathy.

also used for a cute baby.

A guy in jail has run out of food, looks pathetic. You go "look at he face!"

You see a cute baby in the mall and his cute mom, you go LOOK AT HE FACE!

by Ol-dick October 24, 2013

gave me face

when a man gives a woman oral sex

that guy gave me face; it was so good!

by imhimurnot November 09, 2022