Pull a boltzmann

when you are clearly correct but no one believes you so you decide to just commit suicide

*idiots argue with you over something*
"I'm going to go pull a boltzmann"

*later the idiots find you on a tree*

by Boltzman November 7, 2025

Pulled a "300"

verb: the act of having sex with a female doggy style, and as the man reaches his peak, screams out "This is Sparta" followed by pulling out and pushing the the girl's head into the headboard or drywall by pushing her ass abutply with his foot.

Friend 1: What was that sick move you pulled on Melissa last week that put her in the hospital?

Friend 2: I Pulled a "300" on her. The funny part was trying to explain that to the police for the domestic report.

by QuesodillaFD August 17, 2012

Pulling a Tim

When a grown man shows up to a mostly kid-themed event.

Mike: Hey what’s Jimmy doing at the roller skating rink at Fourth Grade Night, licking his cotton candy?
Joe: Oh Jimmy’s just Pulling a Tim again. What a creep...

by CitizensAgainstTim April 20, 2018

pull power

it seems you fine/sexy , you can pull people in or out of relationships.

“you heard about that new girl “

“ yeaaa that she that got hella pull power”
“ yea cuz i’m tryna yea dummie”

by izzywizzy09 February 28, 2021

Pulled a Nigel

So you are hanging out with friends watching a movie. One friend, Nigel, says, "I have to go home, see you later."
Everyone says bye while still watching the movie.
20 minutes later you hear the toilet flush and everyone looks around trying to figure out who flushed the toilet.
Nigel was back into the room and says goodbye again.

So Pulling a Nigel is telling everyone you are leaving and then sedesecrating the toilet without telling anyone on your way out.
Bonus points if you literally live across the street.

We were all surprised when Dave Pulled a Nigel and stamp up the bathroom before leaving

by StgTax May 27, 2024

Pulled an Iowa

Doing something that turns out extraordinarily more successful than anticipated.

"'We arrested him for dope, but he ended up having three bodies in his trunk. We sure pulled an Iowa there."

by Dragon 86 September 27, 2021

Pull a Michael Knight

Pulling a Michael Knight: Grabbing someone by their shirt collar and prop them up against a wall when you are angry with them. Typically followed by some verbal threat of some type. Often used as a tactic by Michael Knight in the award wining 1980's Knight Rider Television series.

Joe was refusing to give me my CDs back so I had to "Pull a Michael Knight" on him to get them back!

by Zatara74 July 11, 2011