dogs

Toes (Usually when they're strange and funny looking)

- Who let the dogs out mate?
- Them dogs looking nasty

by pipibanditi August 1, 2022

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Get the dogsmug.

Dog Water

the water that comes out of or is made from a dog

what the fuck is dog water bullshit?!

by The Phrasemint July 8, 2025

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Get the Dog Watermug.

The system of ideas behind dog engagement theory suggests that there is a net positive benefit from interacting with others as if they were dogs. From playful banter to teasing and trolling, the behaviors that bring about joy in dogs will also bring about joy in fellow humans - especially romantic partners. This stems from the belief that most take life too seriously and do not wish to risk awkward moments in pursuit of genuine and fun interactions. Those who subscribe to dog engagement theory are viewed as comedic and charismatic socializers in any setting and can turn any gathering into an enjoyable hangout.

Amanda: “You guys should invite Matt to the party! He’s such a funny guy.”

Steve: “Yea sure, but am I not funny too?”

Amanda: “Kind of. But Matt is just so charismatic and playful. I think he follows dog engagement theory so that’s why he’s better.”

Steve: “I don’t think I can compete with him then.”

Amanda: “You’re right Steve. I think we should both see other men.”

by scarlet_alliance February 25, 2024

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