dirty mohawk

verb: When a person is masturbating while taking a shit.

He sure has been in the restroom for a long time styling his dirty Mohawk..

by joeljustjoel February 8, 2018

Dirty Three

A Dirty Three is a term used to describe the action of vomiting, defecating and urinating oneself.

This may occur for a many number of reasons, and can be an inconvenience.

'Mate, I'm not gonna' lie, I totally did a dirty-threer in The Black Swan toilets last night.'

OR

'Uh oh, I feel a dirty three coming on...'

by Malinator December 29, 2016

Dirty Gamble

A "Dirty Gamble" is an instance where a betting or gambling situation is created with set rules. And after the game is created and the bet and/or wager is made, the rules are changed.

Hey I won the 4th quarter on the super bowl squares, where is my money. I'm sorry I told everyone that I could find at work the day before the super bowl that it's final score not 4th quarter. I was not at work that day. That was a dirty gamble.

by DarkLobo February 9, 2017

Dirty dodi

A dirty dodi is when you was your hands

I was fed up with that guy so I did a dirty dodi

by Shmutta October 25, 2019

Dirty Khiami

The Dirty Khiami is an intricate sex move only allowed to be performed annually. Starting from 4/20 at 4:20pm, this ritual can be done for the next 10 minutes. First, you must superglue yourself to the back of the car, bare ass naked. Everyone will be in shock and open their mouth in awe, this will only happen if you do it properly, If you get public nudity charges then you must go and do the ritual of the cummenwealth to cleanse yourself and re-do the ritual. The cummenweath consists of being baptised in semen whist reading the bible and being shouted at by Snow Brown and the 7 dirty pakis. Once the penis is fit inside of the mouth, you will instantly contract HIV. The only way to prevent death is to do this ritual every year. When you reach a suitable location, a wise old man will meet you and warn you about the seven sexy sins. He will escort you to a warehouse, in this warehouse you will meet a woman bounded by handcuffs on a roof and they will be hanging off in a diamond shape. This next step can only be performed by a Khiami or Leach. You must now get crucified and ejaculate through the woman’s legs into her mouth, giving her the HIV you contracted earlier. If you land the shot the audience will give you a standing ovation and the woman will spit it out of her mouth into her bellybutton. If you fail to complete the ritual in the given 10 minutes, you will be castrates as this is the punishment. This is classed as a war crime.

I did the dirty khiami on that bitch, she never saw it coming

by DirtyKeanan December 1, 2020

Dirty Fairy

The act of inserting a fairy shaped fruit snack into the anus of your friend

I told my girl to go on a diet and she didn’t listen so I gave her a dirty fairy

by Pete Patterson December 1, 2020

dirty got

Will hide under avas bed for hours waiting for a strand of hair to fall down

"I caught harvey doing the dirty got"

by Bean2213 December 2, 2020