shit knuckle

A bump protruding from a log of shit resembling a knuckle. Shit knuckle.

That dude is a real shit knuckle.

by Andrew X January 26, 2005

sHiTs WeAk

When someone tries to attack you or harm you, but end up losing or hurting themselves. Their sHiTs WeAk

Link139 tried to attack Pryme49 and lost the attack. His sHiTs WeAk

by Stephen Cage January 2, 2009

Shit Music

Anything that’s is not 60’s, 70’s, or 80’s classic rock. bye!

“Any music made past the year 1990 is shit music.”

by houseoftheholy February 20, 2019

shit mother fucker fuck shit situation

As used by Kim Catrall's character, Samantha Jones, in an episode of "Sex and the City"; a situation of extreme misfortune or catastrophe, usually regarding relationship problems, wardrobe malfunctions, or unintended pregnancy. Those involved in "shit mother fucker fuck shit situations" often find it hard to explain themselves when the truth comes out and then find it even harder to repair the damage they cause.

Lacey: "You'll never believe what happened to me yesterday"

Sue: "Bryan found out you were cheating on him with his best friend, didn't he?"

Lacey: "Yep, talk about a shit mother fucker fuck shit situation."

by Chainsaw22 September 26, 2007

shit lick

A person who asks dumb questions

dude is that pontiac a charger

by Brad August 29, 2003

Shit Em

To defecate in your pants.

I think I shit em.

by Chunk03 June 28, 2010

Shit bricks

What you do when you see it

When you see it.. You'll shit bricks

by Narragansett2k15 March 17, 2015