Brown Mouse

When the male pulls out the females tampon out for her cooter.. The remains of the bloody tampon turns brown and has a white tail. Hence the Brown Mouse

She said she was on the rag. I pulled that brown mouse out and went to town.

by J-MoneyNY February 22, 2008

Brown Stamp

To place ones buttocks on a glass surface (window) and proceed to spread ones cheeks - squeezing out enough of a log to effectively "stamp" the glass with your stinky seal.

Peter left a brown stamp on his boss's office window

by Joe Joe 34 July 7, 2007

Phillie Browned

Having pulled a carrot out of one's anus, then promptly putting it into a buffet line for consumption.

I wouldn't take that carrot, son. The brown stains suggest that it has been Phillie Browned.

by MartyBall November 6, 2007

Brown Clown

Marijuana that is brown in color and makes the purchaser feel like a clown. It is typically the weakest of strains and proccessing almost always includes compaction and packaging somewhere in mexico. Users of brown clown typically experience a headache shortly after use.

Jason: "Dude I just scored the worst brown clown ever."

Travis: "No kidding, I've got a killer headache to prove it."

Jason: "I feel like a brown clown for buying this crap."

by mullarchy October 14, 2011

Alexis Brown

She is a perfect gurl in every single way but she also has her fiesty side. she also loves to party and she is also kinda flirty when it comes to the guys

Boy: OMG DUDE THATS ALEXIS BROWN SHE IS FINE
Boy 2: dude back off shes dating me

by 1l1o1v1e1 May 14, 2015

the brown dragon

The partner excretes into the women’s mouth and then continues to choke the women while holding her mouth forcing the human waste out of her nose then resembling that of whiskers of a dragon

She really wanted the brown dragon?

by EraIsTheBes May 12, 2021

what the brown

An equivilant way to say what the fuck and get away with it

What the utter brown are you talking about?

by VeNtZ June 16, 2005