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Winnipeg

Larry: It's so cold.
John: I know. It feels like we're in Winnipeg.
by Iceman356 September 30, 2019
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Wisdom of the weed

When you catch a flash of "The Big Picture" during the rambling thoughts after smoking weed. The saddest part is, only you actually understand it, and you can't really explain it well enough to get other people to see it too - and when you come down, you can barely remember it yourself.

A passing wisdom that is lost on the sane and sober. Still, it shows you what your mind could be capable of....
John: Mike was high as a kite and last night and was trying to tell me something about how angry people will eventually ruin the pharmaceutical industry....?

David: Yeah well he does that sometimes, it's just the Wisdom of the weed.

Mike (last night - thinking): La de dum, today is a happy day, it's nice and cool and my sweater feels nice and I never noticed it was such a nice shade of red - look at that, it's like that balloon in that German girl song the one with the armpit hair, what was her name, god was that 20odd years ago? surely I can't be that old...and....OMG! if angry people somehow get a hold of the drug that makes your memory vanish....etc etc etc....I'd better tell John so he can remember tomorrow when I don't....
by LabMom September 22, 2009
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Wicked Wednesday

A social gathering emphasizing camaraderie and good-vibes.
Typically involves an extended smoke session.
"Hey, Wicked Wednesdays at my place tonight?"
by R 2.0 February 28, 2008
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El Asso Wipo

"Anyone who makes fun of El Asso Wipo had best be ready to have their back broken like SO! With my knee!"
by D-san July 16, 2003
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ollie williams

A character on Family Guy first introduced in the "Blackuweather Forecast", not the "Blackie Weather Forecast", you morons. It's a play on words of the "Accuweather Forecast". That's what makes it funny instead of racist.
Tom Tucker: And now, here's Ollie Williams with the Blackuweather Forecast. Ollie?
Ollie Williams: IT'S GON' RAIN!
Tom Tucker: Thanks, Ollie.
by Ollie Williams November 13, 2007
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Up shit creek without a paddle

In Australia it means that you're in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
"Oh man, I can't believe I lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!"
"Sounds like you're up shit creek without a paddle, mate."
by Lyrebleu November 2, 2013
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It will end in tears

A statement made out of sheer bitterness in order to mock the happiness of others because you are unable to achieve such.
Look at Segun's relationship, they look so happy but it will end in tears
by Therealsam046 September 5, 2019
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