hornless unicorn

This is when a girl, out of sheer anger, starts banging her head against a wall. Only, instead of a wall, it is another girl's vagina.

Whoah, Terrence made that girl so mad that she gave the hornless unicorn to everybody in Michigan. I wonder what he did.

by pozzletoff September 4, 2005

unicorn blood

Pink juice created by mixing gin with pink lemonade and fruit punch.

You gotta try this unicorn blood homes, word is bond, this shit is whackin.

by Dr. Chovorkiean? October 29, 2009

Magic Unicorn

When a man and a woman or a man and a man have intercourse right before man A achieves orgasm the reciver gets under man A and places his genitallia on there forged and makes a unicorn like horn. Man A proceeded to orgasm and shoots a white rainbow off the horn.

I tried to do a Magic Unicorn on mike last night.

by Mcswaggfirenuts March 9, 2015

Ninja Unicorn

When a guy wears a strap on around his head and runs toward his chick from across the room. He then jumps at hear with the strap on heading toward her nether region.

Dale was trying to Ninja Unicorn some chick last night and we saw her run and scream from his boat.

by NWFHA July 23, 2009

grazing unicorn

See Flying Unicorn
A variation on the flying unicorn in which the female or "unicorn" is eating out another female.

Kevin rode his grazing unicorn.

by Klusky May 15, 2005

Awkward Unicorn

Similar to the original "Awkward Turtle" concept. Hand is made into a "peace" sign (can also be a "rock on" sign) and back of hand is touched to forehead, like a two-horned unicorn.

-awkard silence-
Kandy: "Awkward Turtle!"
LoLo: "AWKWARD UNICORN!"

by LoLo Levity July 26, 2009

Missing Unicorn

A hallucination or crazy idea that someone who's generally drunk or high comes up with, then continues to believe during the hangover and usually, after they sober up.

Donny: MAN, I saw like, kids on the moon last night. They were up there, in, like, spacesuits, and I could SEE them. They must have been like giants or something!

Jim: Dude, you had a missing unicorn. GET OVER IT.

by Gurrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrl December 9, 2010