under weather

To be ill or sick.

I couldn’t make the meeting ‘cause I was a bit under weather

by Cypress February 11, 2018

Under the Jail

When you screwed up so bad, it's not enough that you have to go to jail. They have to put you UNDER the jail.

Alice: Did you hear what happened to Charlie?!
Bob: Yeah, they put him under the jail!

by MalumLibrum958 November 5, 2023

The over and under carnage

When your girl has diarrhea and is on her period, she defecates while you are trying to earn your redwings.

While trying to earn my redwings, my girlfriend gave me the over and under carnage.

by K.C.B. October 31, 2017

Shopping Under the Influence

Going to a store hungry, tired, or sad, because it raises your risk of impulse spending.

My sister came home with $900 worth of shoes and dresses after she broke up with her boyfriend -- definitely shopping under the influence.

by Cross67 September 26, 2014

Drill it 20ft under

It means “make it last forever”. Keep something rock solid so it's unmovable.

YO BRO, I LOVE MY GIRL. WE GONNA DRILL IT 20FT UNDER

by Jbergleton October 14, 2025

Warming your hands under her laptop

Where you put your hands under his her crotch to warm them in a cold environment

Dude, stop warming your hands under her laptop, it looks awkward.

by DesertofSong January 13, 2011

Dinner under the bridge

Going down on a girl. i.e. cunnilingus

After our date I treated my girlfriend to dinner under the bridge.

by Aegisthus90 January 20, 2019