Tommy McMurty

A word used to describe your future husband, IF you're particularly interested in pumpkins, black suits and excessive hopscotching. Your "Tommy McMurty" will hop and bounce around you forever and make you very happy. You will eat pumpkin soup every evening and decorate your home with beautifully carved pumpkin figures.

"Oh my God, I've been dying to find my Tommy McMurty. But last weekend I've went to this crazy party, and I was dancing with this skeleton dude first but then I turned around and my eyes fell on that pumpkin-clad man and I immediately knew…. this is the man I'll marry."

by Chrys/Lovie October 21, 2019

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tommy ray

Tommy Ray is the owner and founder of KRSNA the Cowboy, raw milk and butter products. His various music projects include; Uncontrolled Opposition, Magnetic Manly, American Accent etc. He is an exceptional Bikram yoga teacher, enjoys barefoot running, sun gazing and practices non-ejaculatory sex. He lives on his own land with his wife Elizabeth and his son Neville. Makes the world best latte (salted, honey, butter, latte). He is extremely wealthy, famous and powerful. He has sparkiling blue eyes and his strong and handsome. His pod cast was #1 in the country in 2023 and has helped guide many souls of integrity who are pursuing goodness, truth and beauty.

Guy #1: Omg, this music is mind blowingly good, who is it?

Guy #2: Bro, its my favorite artist, Tommy Ray, his spotify is under magnetic manly.

by TheHotDesert March 3, 2023

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Tommy Duong

Tommy Duong (pronounced "Dong"). A vietnamese guy who lives in Sweden and is mostly know for flexing alot, especially with his Rolex, Branded clothes, iPhone X and Airpods. His favourite phrase is "Ska jag döda dig?" which translates to "Should i kill you?". He can't see very because of his line eyes and because of that people are usually mistaking him for sleeping.

Pontus: "Tommy Ding Dong Ching Chong Bing Bong Långkalsong".

Tommy Duong:"Ska jag döda dig? Din flickvän är en HORA!" ("Din flickvän är en HORA" translates to "Your girlfriend is a WHORE").

by Ding dong ching chong November 14, 2018

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Tommy

Knows literally everything about Star Wars, literally cracked at art, will never misspell a word. Best gamer you will ever meet. He listens to better music than you. He also doesn’t have a life. Nerd.

Person: what was the name of that Star Wars character?
Person 2: ask Tommy.
Person: he’s gaming, I won’t interrupt him.

by Darth Maul Drip April 11, 2023

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Tommy

The silent handsome shy guy that you can't get out of your mind. Disciplined and grounded, but get ready for a smooth takeoff and a flight through the clouds when it comes to bed. Knows just what to say to sooth your soul and make you laugh. Gentlemanly but assertive; truly unforgettable.

-So, how have you and Tommy been doing?
-Oh we've been doing good...all over the place 😉

by elbell300 November 20, 2021

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