chief titties

A professional evaluation of breast excellence operating independently of their size.

"I'll tell you, man, Charlize Theron might not have the biggest jugs, but they are some chief titties."

by Matty & Steez, Ben S. and Anna H. October 28, 2007

titty baby

An adult who still gets money from their parents. Being under your parents car insurance or cell phone plan when you're over the age of 22. A person who continues to get rent money, grocery money, etc from their parents even after they've graduated college. This person makes poor decisions with money because they know they have their parents to bail them out. This person will continually deny sucking their parents tit because it is embarrassing to admit they can't lead an adult life. Parents who have a titty baby will likely never be able to retire as they will continue to support said titty baby well into their retirement years. By the time the parents die, there is no milk left and therefore no inheritance for the other children.

Billy: How does Brent afford to drive that Benz on his 15 hour/week job?
Marty: His parent's bought that for him when he turned 24 and they pay his rent and cell phone bill.
Todd: That titty baby is still breast feeding at 27.
Marty: His parent's had to sell their retirement house because of that lazy son-of-a-bitch.

by John Lockesmith June 18, 2010

titty fuck

To rub your penis between the breasts (preferably a woman) and cum on the chest or face

That guy is titty-fuckable (very fat w/ big boobs)

by PIZZZOOPA October 19, 2003

dingo titties

Breasts with nipples so ferocious, that they appear as though they would rip your face off. Also, they lactate profusely.

My friend has dingo titties.

by D.Shaw October 30, 2007

crow titty

according to google images, a crow titty is a REALLY BIG BOOB! LIKE ITS UNNATURAL! WHA THE FUK?? (Also, Crow Tit is the name of a really good song by BTS)

Lesbian 1: Yo, crow titties

Lesbian 2: You know a crow titty is fake, right? There's no way something that big can be real
Lesbian 1:

Lesbian 2:
Lesbian 1: Yeah, you're probably right

by professional gay May 14, 2016

Titty Wacker

after titty fucking a girl and in some cases a fat guy with huge tits you cum in your hand and then smack them really hard in the tits so they have a red cum hand print on their tits

yooo dude my girlfriend let me titty fuck her!

nice!!

yeah then after i gave her tits a big titty wacker!!

by ILOVEAMF August 6, 2009

Shit titty

An expression of dismay or frustration.

"Shit titty! Why won't this stupid thing work."

by astrozombie23 September 17, 2008