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Taco Massage

Gentle, rhythmic back and forth massage of a man's penis, along a woman's labia. The woman is on top of the man and using her juices to spread over the length of his shaft. This is particularly helpful in foreplay to ensure a hard, throbbing penis.
My man was starting to lose his erection so I immediately gave him a taco massage to resuscitate him.
by Snugglie February 24, 2008
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Taco Assault

1. A creative reference to rape or aggressive/violent sex.
2. Any physical attack on the female genitalia.
3. Or conversely, being attacked BY female genitalia.
Person A: You look awful...what the hell happened last night?
Person B: Taco assault :(
by Somniloquy May 16, 2010
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charlie taco

A girl who acts or dresses in a provocative way with no intentions of actually doin it. i.e. cock tease.
"Did you see Stacy in that skankfit? She has a boyfriend, but is acting like a total charlie taco." also "Julie totally likes old boy so I have no idea why she is being such a charlie taco."
by sassypants September 10, 2008
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taco bread

Yo, it mah birfday! Less go an git us some hamburger meat, taco bread, an some Slice!
by crash December 5, 2003
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Pussy Taco

When a sexual partner spreads their girl's pussy wide open, putting taco fillings (meat, cheese, tomato. etc.) into her pussy. The female then proceeds to eat her out. Both a sex move and a snack.
Ian: Hey, Frank, what'd you have for dinner last night?
Frank: A pussy taco.
Ian: Nice, dude!
by prayingmanis23 April 21, 2017
mugGet the Pussy Tacomug.

Vertical Taco

A females vagina or vaginal opening.
See cunt,pussy,lady lips and lettuce.

Derived from a mexican taco, which has meat inside it and "hot sauce". Mexicans usually eat tacos...
Man that gal spread her legs and said, "baby, my vertical taco is getting cold, eat it quickly- lick all the sauce and add after that add the mayonnaise!.....uh uh yeah oh damn uh uh huuuhhh hhuuuuuh euhhh", and so on.
by Piraveen June 3, 2004
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Ballsack Taco

usually when a chick is really loose or is older. When she is wearing panties and it looks like she could be packin' some heat inside of them. When you pull the panties off and she is so loose you can squeeze both of those taco lips together and it looks like a double double.
you-"I got with this milf last night"
friend-"awesome, how was it?"
you- "it was was amazing! I will never go back to young chicks, I just love it when they have a nice big ballsack taco"
by BST Lover February 3, 2010
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