Sped Points

Accreditation for a retarded behavior.

Tyler got 20 sped points for having a tape dispenser for 5 years.

Phill got 40 sped points for jumping out of a moving vehicle in front of a police station shouting "I HATE THE POLICE!"

by Salty Sauce December 26, 2009

reward points

What you use to obtain free merchandise.

Shaun, look at the free chairs we just got from using our reward points. It is a good thing they didn't cost us anything.

by BUh bye felicia January 16, 2015

Bronus Points

When a friend does some very admirable putting their own selfishness aside to help out a bro.

Wade left his movie date to get me from the bar i was SHAMMERED DRUNK .... mega bronus points. I owe him big

by Moihawk June 12, 2013

hit a point

To take a small bump of narcotics. Could be a one hitter pipe for weed. Could be a bump of cocaine. Anything that levels a person out with one hit.

Aye Blood, let me hit a point off that bag right quick like...

Yo I just hit a point bit, y'all ready to ride out?

by Thomas Edward Patrick Brady Jr January 5, 2018

Whitey points

a point system that determines whether you are a full on Caucasian or the race you appear or claim to be. Get 10,000 and you are officially a whitey, get over that amount and you might as well spare yourself from being in the sun.

So I was trying to talk to my Chinese friend about how the Ninja would have no chance against Shaolin Monks, and she did not even know where either warrior originated from...
+500 whitey points

by Jakingo'hearts May 5, 2011

Point of Impact

In slang terms its that moment when a dude enters someones ass hole with their dick, this can and is usually proceeded by some preparatory light prodding and always results in loud noises of some kind. Essentially the point of impact is when somebody just begins getting fucked in the ass.

Alex screamed as his partner Ned passed the point of impact, he could feel his ass hole loosen and the blood vessels shattering. It was the best feeling he had ever experienced.

by Monochrome15 May 16, 2011

Point and Laugher

The person who points and laughs at a person after being hurt and or embarrassed.

"Zach always plays the roll of point and laugher when someone gets hurt"

by N.D.O March 19, 2010