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Jam Candle

A flammable breakfast condiment that can be used to flavour bread or to provide light and warmth.

Sometimes abbreviated to "jandle", although this is not to be confused with the colloquial Kiwi term for casual footwear, "jandal".
Want to know how my face got horribly disfigured? Take it from me: smoking while eating a jam candle is a bad idea.
by John Q. Citizen October 29, 2010
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Snack Jam

Pinning a snack bag against a cabinet's interior to seal the air out. Usually done in a shortage of chip clips.
Roommate 1: Bro, were out of chip clips.

Roommate 2: God damn it Carl just snack jam it.
by loloctopus February 14, 2013
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Freeway Jams

the act of receiving a blowjob while driving on the freeway.
Dude1: Man I passed you on the freeway and you were swerving all over the road..

Dude2: Yeah, my girl was giving me Freeway Jams hard to concentrate with her head in my lap.

Dude1: That explains it!
by plummajoe May 25, 2012
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Drop the Jam

Similar to the meaning "Spill the tea". Drop the jam is the action of dropping a gossip bomb.
Hey Lauren, i heard you got with Jake last night, Drop the Jam!
by Luckyexpress November 26, 2020
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jam on a biscuit

It's a continuation of the popular game of "sticky biscuit" where men masturbate over a biscuit inserted in a lady's vagina. Except in this version the lady is on her period.
"Oh man, you missed a great game of jam on a biscuit last night. That menstruation sure tasted good"
by mumsnot July 9, 2014
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FIG-JAM

"Fuck im good, just ask me" a cocky head teacher phrase
e.g. "we do know that Nigel Griffiths was so arrogant that by 2016 he was using the term FIG-JAM to describe himself to people"
by JohnJeffSmith November 7, 2020
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fender jam

In winter, that brown and off-white amalgam of snow, ice, salt, sand, and other assorted debris that collects in the wheel wells and/or under the fenders of any vehicle that is so equipped. See also toe jam.
Before leaving, warm up the car and clean out the fender jam.
by Hendy June 25, 2004
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