any male who 'comes on' way too hard in any way possible, stuffing their 'essence' down your throat, who simply; is not a very good (or lucky) 'detective'
almost always a young/er male
almost always a young/er male
by michael foolsley November 22, 2009
Get the testosterone jonesmug. The kind of guy who gets drunk and dry humps a foot stool for fun, then rips off his trousers and helicopters his wang .
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Count yourself lucky if you managed to escape his grasp on a night out, and don't be surprised if your drink starts fizzing for no good reason.
They predominantly only drive Ford's as any another mode of transport is a waste of time and pointless. In a Rhys Jones world if you ain't driving a Ford you ain't jackshit in his world.
Can sometimes been seen on their driveways kissing their Fords passionately.
Person 1 "Was that Rhys Jones sneaking out the back garden"
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
Person 2 " oh for fuck sake our foot stool has been jizzed on again, damn that Rhys Motherfucking Corky Jones".
by Corkjones19 November 25, 2021
Get the Rhys Jonesmug. in direct reference to a dude or chick who has just "yakked" all over the place after drinking too much.
by ConorG October 4, 2006
Get the yakamo jonesmug. A bookworm and Christ follower, Nilay is a special girl that you probably only knew for a year of your life. Rumors say that she is a fairy that shows up and leaves in a new place every year, which might explain some of her weird tendencies. She plans on becoming a lawyer, and becoming the best one their is.
by Nilay Jones April 22, 2021
Get the nilay jonesmug. Sexiest girl on the planet , beautiful face , nice boobs and bunda. Sometimes scrunches nose and hands and screams "Ahhh" and loves kind and athletic boys with big dick
by BigManBucky November 25, 2021
Get the Tyla Jonesmug. by DeffoNotJamal69 October 20, 2019
Get the Harry Jonesmug. by Fcklittemen September 28, 2019
Get the Ben jonesmug.