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Ian

Person who is so annoying and weird in a way.
Another word for; goof, gof and Eve.
-Oh my god, look how he smiles!
-Dude that looks like a Ian.
by xaw October 13, 2022
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Ian

From Sia’s point of view, Ian isn’t human. He’s a special gift that God has given her. He can give her everything because he’s super-duper cool.

However, Ian just gave Sia one thing. He gave her a world where there are only him and her in it. Ian is the love of Sia’s life. She loves him till her death comes.

The way Ian laughs, smiles and talks to Sia makes her fall in love with him every second. He’s so loveable everytime he hugs her.

An amazing man like him deserves everything. So that’s why, Sia loves Ian with all her heart.

“I’d trade everything without exception my soul to love you in every kind of life.”
Person 1 : “That man looks like an angel.”
Person 2 : “Oh, he’s Ian.”
by The Lady Who Loves Ian November 24, 2021
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Ian-shot

Firing a blackpowder, flintlock firearm, sideways.

Only existing footage of such is found in the Smosh "Assassin's Creed 3"song, in which George Washington, played by Ian Hecox, fires a flintlock pistol sideways, an operation considered impossible given the powder in the pan would spill, thus not firing at it's most effiently if held normally. Yet in the video, at a time stamp of 2:46, "George Washington" pops the shot like a thug, holdin' his flinty like a Glock and pops it off like a gangsta, thus creating the theory of, the "Ian-Shot," (as in Ian the man that created it).
Guy 1: Holy f**k bro. They be -ith right infront of us.

Guy 2: I'm going to make history yo.

Guy 1: Wait! Thou weapon dost not fire sideways!

*Guy 2 goes "Ian-Shot"

Guy 2: "Ridin over your clique like the Delaware son!"

Guy 1: oh f**k!
by J-Thatch November 23, 2024
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Ian

An extremely hardworking guy. He is old country and the coolest cowboy around.
Person 1: "Oh man have you seen Ian?"
Person 2: "Oh man I wish I was as cool as that cowboy"
by Lililkli February 10, 2024
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Ian

An "ian" is a noun used for describing someone always being between 10min and 17h late.
"Oh, Tom is such an ian, he could make an effort to arrive earlier"
by theminmo June 26, 2022
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ian

holy fucking shit literally stop speaking!!! nobody likes you fr

this is for a specific ian.
someone: have you talked to ian today?
me: literally shut the fuck up (hits them over the head repeatedly)
by ghoztboyz December 1, 2021
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Ian

Ian is the best person you will meet they are worth so much and they are the best person to ever come into your life. They are awesome and caring and even if they can’t always be there for you at least be there for them when they need you. They are my entire world and if they left I wouldn’t know what to do with myself. He’s just amazing and here when I need him most. And if he’s never not there it’s not his fault. I LOVE YOU IAN!! ❤️❤️❤️
Person 1: “hey don’t you like Ian?”
Person 2: “yeah he’s so amazing and handsome!”
Person 1: “you two would be so happy together!”
by Iscrewedyourmom October 2, 2022
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