pouring the milk first

the right way to do it, if you put cereal first you're wrong because society brainwashed you to think that.
mother: are you going to make your breakfast?
child: yeah, and i'm gonna put the cereal first-
mother: *already as dialled 911 and the military force*
mother: the police are on their way due to you not knowing that pouring the milk first is the right way and will guide you to enlightment
by begone, bigot thot March 24, 2018
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from first to last

Best band on earth

Person on definition #17 is wrong from first to last does indeed have 2 vocalists
sonny moore is the main travis richter the backing In dear diary travis did ALOT of singing and in heroine he did barely any but he did sing quite a bit in waves goodbye
by Tonbert January 26, 2007
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first hand smoke

Being exposed to second hand smoke by the smoke that is being produced by the product being smoked by the person who is doing the smoking.
I only get first hand smoke when i'm hot boxing my car when i'm by myself.
by Not a tweeker April 14, 2010
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first player syndrome

When online game players (and generally unskilled ones) think that the game revolves around them. This is most likely due to them playing solo games... Or being an only child.
A: Man, what is up with this Ashe. She keeps getting caught and is blaming support and jungle.

B: Yep, she must have first player syndrome.
by Do you voodoo magic June 04, 2017
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first to the food drop

Offensive term for a fat person derived from the belief that they were first to the UN food drop every time, ahead of everyone else.
by Wizards Sleeve September 04, 2006
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First World Problem

When you get doxxed on fetlife and you have to delete your Facebook account to keep people from knowing you like BDSM
TheTexasTwatwaffle’s first world problem is she had to deactivate her Facebook account after MikeDoesAsShe’sTold revealed her name and employment on a kink site.
by George Page-69 July 06, 2018
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