Christmas-treed

Loading a shot gun with buckshot, slug, buckshot, slug

There is nothing better for home defense than a Christmas-treed shotgun.

by RJO1000 June 4, 2020

Christmas Haze

When people walk around slowly in shops oblivious to people that are trying to get past them etc

I was walking through the mall and people were backed up behind the lady that was stuck in a Christmas Haze

by Imtfbundy December 22, 2013

Christmas Song

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This is a good Christmas Song you should watch it! ;)

by Idiot801 December 12, 2016

Christmas Magic

When you take a shit in someone’s stocking before they wake up on Christmas morning.

My brother’s been a real jerk, so I’m giving him some Christmas Magic this year.

by tridaddy November 20, 2020

christmas kitty

A cat kitten or fully grown, shows Christmas spirit most often forced by the owner but sometimes willingly does it by itself. It is a cute thing and is enjoyable by some, these cats can viewed on Google as wearing santa hats and being in stockings, all the same they're cute.

Jer The Christmas Kitty approaches Maddy The Christmas Kitty wearing his santa hat making him look adorable like his counterpart Maddy Christmas kitty wearing her santa hat and a silver bell collar.

by Leothelionslayer December 15, 2016

Christmas in July

When Christian and Catholic hypocrites people come together at the tail end of July to defy the teachings of their Lord Jesus by selling shit.

Here is why Christmas in July violates what is written about Jesus in The Bible:

Matthew 21:12 (King James Version)

"And Jesus went into the temple of God, and cast out all them that sold and bought in the temple, and overthrew the tables of the moneychangers, and the seats of them that sold doves."

Although the scenery of being in a house of worship differs, the concept remains the same: selling shit in Jesus' name. Call it a sale, call it a discount fest, whatever, but definitely don't fucking call it Christmas in July; Jesus wasn't born until December so stop fucking it up.

by Space Wrangler July 25, 2021

austerity christmas

a very financially tight christmas

Are you getting the ipad this chrismas?

Nah man, we're having an austerity christmas

by Lbowmonster November 29, 2011