Chloe

Chloe is the most awesome, creative, beautiful, gorgeous, smart, funny, dope girlfriend ever and is totally epic. Unfortunately cannot spell.

Woah, that guy gets to be Chloe's boyfriend, what good fortune

by Jombo James May 3, 2025

Chloe

A self-entitled, left-wing, Zoomer female who thinks that every TikTok post and every IG rant has meaning. She grew up with social media and believes that everything she says publicly is important. She annoyingly supports anything that is fashionable with little to no recourse, and constantly judges others based on her own image of the world. They regularly complain about everything. Self-defined as a 3 generation feminist, but also consider themselves well-traveled / well-read, "over-educated," vegan, pro-choice, "liberal," and "anti-fascist." They openly use pronouns such as "she, her and hers," to virtue signal the LGBT-Q community even though most gays talk shit about them behind their back. They regularly trash their suburban families as "basic" and their parents as "boomers" even though they financially support their living expenses and purchasing habits.

Appearance:

Pierced nose, little to no makeup, unshaved armpits, purple or pink hair, and a bitchy/aggressive attitude.

Habitat:
New York, Los Angeles, Boston, San Francisco, Chicago, Atlanta, or D.C.

Employment:
A Chloe will usually work in the following departments: Human Resources, Corporate Legal, Affirmative Action / EEO, Graphic Design, Public Relations, Diversity and Inclusion, Advertising, or Policy/Procurement.

Fun fact-- most Karens started out as a Chloe once upon a time ago, except they've now turned their self-absorbed nonsense to be about their children instead of their pick-a-cause SJW crap.

Yo man I'm so sick and tired of Chloe telling everyone how to do their jobs when all she does is talk shit all day with her friends and post memes on TikTok. When was the last time she ever did anything other than shame people who don't correctly sort their garbage into the 15 different recycling bins?

Chloe: I'm so offended that you've challenged my opinion at this meeting that I am now going to bring you up on harassment charges.

by Dirkdiggler1014 March 7, 2022

Chloe brereton

Chloe is a gay, not as small as mia, girl who loves boys with water. But is actually a very cool and awesome g

Chloe brereton is gay

by Not. Logan March 8, 2022

brady and chloe

Is when a girl gives a blowjob and anal at the same time as eating lunch with her feet.

Yesterday at lunch she gave an awesome Brady and Chloe.

by B_beast January 23, 2016

Chloe Dannenberg

THE GREATEST PERSON OF ALL TIME

CHLOE DANNENBERG IS A SEXY BITCH

by chloe dannenberg February 21, 2021

Chloe

Awesome girl
Great friend
Very loyal
Amazing hair
Every girl wishes she could be like her and be her friend
All the boys love her
Great cuddler
fun loving girl at times
Gorgeous
Is nice to everyone
Funny and can make you smile by being herself
Party animal at times
Can be cold but is eventually nice again
Very smart
Loves reading
Best girlfriend
Loves animals
Athletic

person 1: that girl is such a chloe
person 2: i agree

by Sitathehottie December 27, 2021

Chloe

Chloe is a girl that is perfect for a boy named Brandon.

“OMG did you hear that Chloe and Brandon are dating?”
“Yeah! Their such a perfect couple, their so cute!”

by It.me.lol December 13, 2019